;:ic: tie it ;ill be ;ort: absolutely not:in. - Caarus Con5 DEie nou: for CoeD $1000 $1000 re;ard re;ard for findin findin t:is an* an* $50005000 $Gi book5 bi bore. HE:een9:ooldi:PlacesustGeE:e1stEoItart.. JJ G6.K3L not found5 MI6.N not loaded OO JAro listenin coes ;isdo and fro speakin repentance. JAro t:e creatie ;orks:ops of Ioon5 nc. OBJQ 1 fis:5 OBJQ 2 fis:5 OBJQ red fis:5 OBJQ blue fis: OO---- EI IP3K A/6 I3C ----JJ O- Kloaked Eribble O----- E:e inforation ;ent data ;ay -----J OE:is pae is intentionally left blank.J - G OR3PJ E:at ;as ¬& anual oerride. - ata D... all t:e odern inconeniences ...D - ark E;ain D... an eSperienced5 industrious5 abitious5 and often Tuite often picturesTue liar.D - ark E;ain D2nd star on t:e ri:t5 t:en on until orninD D8,0U ou:t to be enou: for anybody.D - Gill >ates D3 an cae into t:e t:e office one day and said :e ;as a sailor. 9e cured :i of t:at.D - ark E;ain5 on :is days as a doctor!s apprentice in Kalifornia D3 tree is a tree. o; any ore do you :ae to look at?D - >oernor 6onald 6eaan (1F884 D3 ;itty sayin proes not:in.D - Voltaire D3ctin is an art ;:ic: consists of keepin t:e audience fro cou:in.D D3diral5 t:ere be ;:ales :ereD ... D - Icotty D3dopted kids are suc: a pain -- you :ae to teac: t:e :o; to look like you ...D - >ilda 6adner D3ll fles: is rassD -- sia: Ioke a friend today. D3ll odern 3erican literature coes fro one book by ark E;ain
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called uckleberry Ainn.D - rnest ein;ay D3ll y friends and are cray. E:at!s t:e only t:in t:at keeps us sane.D D3ll t:e parts fallin off t:is car are of t:e ery finest Gritis: anufactureD - Guper sticker D33K?D asked t:e disruntled A. D3nd ;:at ;ill you do ;:en you ro; up to be as bi as e?D asked t:e fat:er of :is little son. Diet.D D3ny fool can paint a picture5 but it takes a ;ise an to be able to sell it.D D3pple D (c4 Kopyri:t 17875 Iir saac Le;ton. D3ruents ;it: furniture are rarely productie.D - Ue:lo 3lbran5 DE:e ProfitD D3s part of t:e conersion5 coputer specialists re;rote 1500 proras -- a process t:at traditionally traditionall y reTuires soe debuin.D MI3 Eoday5 referrin to t:e 6I s;itc:oer to a ne; coputer syste.
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D3ssebly lanuae is also aailable.D - @ordan enderson (jordan):ackercorp.co4 D3oid oeruse of !Tuotation Darks.D!D DGatan is t:e :ero any of us could be5 ien deterination5 eSercise eSercise5 5 and deep psyc:oloical traua.D - K:ris @aroc:a-rnst @aroc:a-rn st
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DGeautiful story. Uinda ets you ri:t 6D - DGenson5 you are so free of t:e raaes of intellienceD - Eie Gandits DGesides5 it is clearly a bunny rabbitD - ata DGe;are of bus in t:e aboe codeW :ae only proed it correct5 not tried it.D - onald Unut: DGot:er5D said Poo:5 and deleted :is essae base. DGoy5 ata5 you look reat in a pus:-up braD - 6iker DGoy5 t:at ata is slicker t:an co; snotD - >uinan DGut don!t like IpaD DGut t:is is y sister!s bikeD DGut ;:at ;e need to kno; is5 do people ;ant nasally-insertable
coputers?D DK is t:e assebly lanuae of Ecl.D - Uarl Ce:enbauer (karl):ackercorp.co4 DKall it a :unc:.D - uasiodo DKallin @-an Uink. Kallin @-an Uink. as: issle si:ted5 taret Cos 3neles. isreard personal feelins about city and intercept.D DKalin Koolide looks as if :e :ad been ;eaned on a pickle.D - 3lice 6ooseelt Con;ort: DKalin Koolide ;as t:e reatest an ;:o eer cae out of Plyout: Korner5 Veront.D - Klarence arro; DKaptain5 Perission to :ook up blender attac:ents to r ataD DKaptain5 ;:y not just ie t:e Gor 9indo;s .1?D - 9orf DKleeland? =es5 spent a ;eek t:ere one day.D DKolonel Lort:5 do you understand ;:at ;e ean by t:e M.I.I.6.?D D=es sir5 it is a code nae for 6ussia.D DKoputer5 delete 9IC=.ND - ntire nterprise cre;. DKoputers are uselessW t:ey can only ie ans;ers.D - Picasso DKontrari;ise5D continued E;eedledee5 Dif it ;as so5 it i:t be5 and if it ;ere so5 it ;ould beW but as it isn!t5 it ain!t. E:at!s loicD Ce;is Karroll5 DE:rou: t:e Cookin >lassD DKriinal Ca;yerD is a redundancy. Dad5 :ae you seen Glip? can!t find :i any;:ereD Daae control is easy. 6eadin Ulinon -- t:at!s :ard.D Dait5 @i ! a doctor5 not a p:ysicianD - cKoy Danit @i5 ! a doctor not a Ealine...D Daner 9ill 6obinson aner aner aner anerD Data does it in serial...D - Eas:a =ar Data enjoys a lot of confusion5 @ean-Cuc.D @ean-Cuc.D - eanna Data5 t:ou:t you ;ere deadD DLo5 sir5 rebooted..D Delier yesterday5 code today5 t:ink toorro;.D Deocracy is also a for of ;ors:ip. t is t:e ;ors:ip of @ackals by @ackasses.D - . C. encken Die? s:ould say not5 dear fello;. Lo Garryore ;ould allo; suc: a
conentional conentiona l t:in to :appen to :i.D - @o:n Garryore!s dyin ;ords D/ L/E5 repeat5 / L/E blo; t:e :atc:D Do you kno; any Ulinon opera?D - 9orf Don!t beliee anyt:in you read and only :alf of ;:at you see.D 9ill 6oers Don!t dispute deat: unless you!e lied t:rou: it.D Don!t tell e ;:at you drea!d last ni:t for !e been readin Areud.D D/IX>D 5 kne; it ;as on soet:in... Drop t:e uy ;it: t:e deil ears.D - LGK5 @une5 1F8. D6/PP A6/ MEID is just V!s ;ay of sayin DGooa5 GooaD D6/PP A6/ MEID is just V!s ;ay of sayin MEI is out to lunc:D DnerieD said Picard and t:e pink bunny appeared... Dery creature :as ;it:in :i t:e ;ild5 uncontrollable ure to PMLE.D DScuse e5 do you ind if sTuis: in :ere?D - /do DStra pickles. 3 ;arrior!s condientD - 9orf
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DAacts are stupid t:ins.D - President 6onald 6eaan DAascinatin5D said Ipock5 ;atc:in Uirk!s lousy actin. DAascinatin.D Ipock fiures out t:e nerier Gunny. DAire5 r. 9orfD O9orf picks up eStinuis:erJ DAire5 r. 9orfD 9orf picks up eStinuis:er%
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DAlo;ers s t:ere a !@o:n Cuck Pikkerd! :ere?D - DAor t:ere is no sea5 ;it: out t:e dolp:inD - /ppian DAorat all 10? /nly fit in t:e slot D>od not only plays dice5 e soeties t:ro;s t:e dice ;:ere t:ey cannot be seen.D - I. a;kin D>rub first5 t:en et:ics.D - Gertolt Grec:t Dand e t:at solar-po;ered flas:li:t...D D:at in >od!s nae a doin ;ron?D - 9ile . Koyote De is considered t:e ost raceful speaker ;:o can say not:in in ost ;ords.D De is no; risin fro affluence to poerty.D - ark E;ain De tau:t us dra;in5 stretc:in5 and faintin in coils.D
De ;as so narro; inded :e could see t:rou: a key:ole ;it: bot: eyes ...D De!s a potato @i5 Cet!s oue out all of :is eyesD De!s just a politician tryin to sae bot: :is faces ...D De!s t:e kind of an for t:e ties t:at need t:e kind of an :e is ...D Deisenber ay :ae slept :ereD Dello5 9orldD 17 rrors5 1 9arnins.... Dere at t:e P:one Kopany5 ;e sere all kinds of peopleW fro Presidents and Uins to t:e scu of t:e eart: ...D DeS upD - 9:ere 9itc:es put used Kurses? Dey 9:o took t:e cork off y lunc:??D - 9. K. Aields Dey5 9orf :ooked ata up to a ode... ;anna see?D Dey5 9orf... :ooked ata up to a ode...9anna see?D Dis ind is like a steel trap -- full of iceD - Ao:orn Ce:orn Dis super po;er is to turn into a scotc: terrier.D Doe is is t:e place ;:ere your coputer lies and runs your life.D K:roe Ko;boy5 sobiloff)t:or.acc.stolaf sobiloff)t: or.acc.stolaf.edu .edu Donesty is t:e best policy5 but insanity is a better defenseD Do; are t:ins?D Duor is a dru ;:ic: it!s t:e fas:ion to abuse.D - 9illia >ilbert D ust :ae a prodiious Tuantity of indW it takes e as uc: as a ;eek soeties to ake it up.D - ark E;ain5 DE:e nnocents 3broadD D a a jelly dou:nut.D - @o:n A. Uennedy D a ade fro t:e dust of t:e stars5 t:e oceans flo; in y eins.D 6us:5 DPrestoD D a not an conoist. a an :onest anD - Paul cKracken D a not sure ;:at t:is is5 but an YA! ;ould only dinify it.D nlis: Professor D a proraed in ultiple pleasurin tec:niTues.D - ata D a returnin t:is ot:er;ise ood typin paper to you because soeone :as printed ibberis: all oer it and put your nae at t:e top.D - nlis: Professor5 /:io Mniersity
D a t:e :ousekeeperD D a ;:at a and t:at!s all t:at aD D did it. killed t:e all.D Eiot:y D do not fear coputers.. fear t:e lack of t:e.D - saac 3sio D don!t bite. 9ell5 t:at!s ;ron. do bite.D - U!:leyr D don!t care ;:o does t:e electin as lon as et to do t:e noinatinD - Goss E;eed D don!t :ae any solution but certainly adire t:e proble.D 3s:lei: Grilliant D don!t kno; ;:at you ean by =/M6 ;ay5 all t:e ;ays about :ere belon to D D drink to ake ot:er people interestin.D - >eore @ean Lat:an D :ate TuestionarresD - 9orf D :ate Tuotations. Eell e ;:at you kno;.D - 6alp: 9aldo erson D :ae been poor and :ae been ric:. 6ic: is better.D - Iop:ie Eucker
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D kno; just not need;it: enou: to;eapons tide e9orld oer until ;ill need be ore.D - Gill D ;:at 9ar fou:t5 butoest 9orld 9ar V ;ill be fou:t ;it: sticks and stones.D - 3lbert instein D like y species t:e ;ay it is.D - 9orf to Cocutus D lie in t:at solitude ;:ic: is painful in yout:5 but delicious in
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t:e years of aturity.D - 3lbert instein D ay not be totally perfect5 but parts of e are eScellent.D 3s:lei: Grilliant D neer lie ;:en :ae sand in y bootsD - CaAore D t:ink not5D said escartes5 and proptly disappeared. disappeared. D t:ink not5D said escartesW and proptly disappeared. disappeared. D t:ink t:ere!s a ;orld arket for about coputers.D - E:oas @. 9atson5 K:airan of t:e Goard5 G (around 1F,<4 D ;ant to buy a :usband ;:o5 eery ;eek ;:en sit do;n to ;atc: YIt. lse;:ere!5 ;on!t screa5 YA/6>E E5 GC3LK ... E!I E A/6 D 39D!D - Gerke Great:ed5 DGloo KountyD D ;ould ie t:e eil benefit of t:e la; for y o;n safety!s sake.D
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- Z3ZanZforZ3llZIeasonsZ Z3ZanZforZ3llZIeasonsZ by 6obert Golt D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but did y o;n t:in and no; !e ot to undo it.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but :ae to floss y cat.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but :ae to stay :oe and see if snore.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but neer o out on days t:at end in Y=.!D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but ;ant to spend ore tie ;it: y blender.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but ! attendin t:e openin of y arae door.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but ! conertin y calendar ;atc: fro @ulian to >reorian.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but ! doin door-to-door collectin for static clin.D
D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but ! :ain yto plants stayinall :oe ;ork neutered.D on y cottae c:eese sculpture.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but !e been sc:eduled for a kara transplant.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but it!s y parakeet!s bo;lin ni:t.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but it!s y parakeet!s bo;lin ni:t.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but y faorite coercial is on EV.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but t:e last tie ;ent out5 neer cae back.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but t:e an on teleision told e to stay tuned.D D!d loe to o out ;it: you5 but t:ere are iportant ;orld issues t:at need ;orryin about.D D! a Ceo. Ceos don!t beliee in t:is astroloy stuff.D - Eo Leff D! all ears5 :ooanD - aion Perot D! Geerly...D5D! >eordi...D5D9e are u:...D
17. D! not Gajoran. Iisko punc:ed e in t:e nose.D - Uira 17,. D! not t:e one t:at isplaced t:e eltiid asteroid beltD 17. D! t:e octor... otta loe eD - Gas:ir 178. Df a uy tells e t:e probability of failure is 1 in 105 kno; :e!s full of crap.D - 6ic:ard P. Aeynann5 D9:at o =ou Kare 9:at /t:er People E:ink?D 177. Df all en ;ere brot:ers5 ;ould you ;ant one to arry your sister?D (title of a E:eodore Itureon s:ort story.4 17<. Df dolp:ins are so sart5 ;:y did Alipper ;ork for teleision? teleision?D D ###17F. Df >od lied on art:5 people ;ould knock out all is ;indo;s.D =iddis: sayin 1<0. Df :ad only kno;n5 ;ould :ae been a locksit:.D - 3lbert instein 1<1. Df it!s a despot you ;ould det:rone5 see first t:at :is t:rone erected ;it:in you is destroyed.D - Ua:lil >ibran5 1F2 1<2. Df looks could kill it ;ould!e been us instead of :iD 1<. 1<,. 1<.
Df t:eto :uan ind ;ere siple siple understand it.D - Patenou: Ga:n to understand5 ;e!d be too Df t:e Uin!s nlis: ;as ood enou: for @esus5 it!s ood enou: for eD - DaD Aeruson5 >oernor of EeSas (circa 1F204 Df ;e are to bein packain ourseles as boSes of cereal5 eocracy
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;ill die... for you could not ;in t:e presidency ;it:out proin un;ort:y of t:e job.D - 3dlai Iteenson Df ;e can!t fiS it -- ;e!ll fiS it so nobody can.D G. >ibbons Df you can count your oney5 you don!t :ae a billion dollars.D - @. Paul >etty Df you do eeryt:in5 eeryt:in5 you!ll ;in.D - Cyndon Gaines @o:nson Df you o on ;it: t:is nuclear ars race5 all you are oin to do is ake t:e rubble bounceD - 9inston K:urc:ill Df you :ae to :ate5 :ate entlyD Df you prick e5 do not... Ceak?D - ata Df you took all t:e sincerity in olly;ood and put it in t:e nael of a fruit fly5 you!d still :ae roo for t:ree carra;ay seeds and a
producer!s :eart.D - Ared 3llen 1F. Df you ;ants to et elected president5 you!se ot to t:ink up soe eoraboble :oily so!s sc:ool kids can be pestered into eoriin! it5 een if t:ey don!t kno; ;:at it eans.D - 9alt Uelly5 DE:e Poo PartyD ###1F,. Daination is ore iportant t:an kno;ledeD - instein 1F. Dn defeat5 unbeatableW in ictory5 unbearable.D - 9inston Kurc:ill5 of ontoery 1F8. Dn s:ort5 L is 6ic:ardian if5 and only if5 L is not 6ic:ardian.D 1F7. Ds t:at funny? s t:at a joke?D - ata 1F<. Ds t:at leon in your tea?D DLo5 s!lie.D 1FF. DsD is t:e erb for ;:en you don!t ;ant a erb. 200. Dt is easier for a cael to pass t:rou: t:e eye of a needle if it is li:tly reased.D - Ue:lo 3lbran5 DE:e ProfitD 201. Dt took e fifteen years to discoer t:at :ad no talent for ;ritin5 but couldn!t ie up because by t:at tie ;as too 202. 20. 20,. 20. 208. 207. 20<. 20F. 210. 211. 212. 21. 21,. 21. 218. 217. 21<. 21F. 220. 221.
faous.D Dt!s bad luck to be superstitious.D - 3ndre; 9. at:is Dt!s coin! apart5 CadD - Icotty Dt!s easier said t:an done.D ... and if you don!t beliee it5 try proin t:at it!s easier done t:an said5 and you!ll see t:at Dit!s easier said t:at Yit!s easier done t:an said! t:an it is doneD5 ;:ic: really proes t:at Dit!s easier said t:an doneD. Dt!s Aabulous 9e :aen!t seen anyt:in like it in t:e last :alf an :ourD - acy!s Dt!s not Kaelot5 but it!s not Kleeland5 eit:er.D - Uein 9:ite5 ayor of Goston D@esus saes sinners... and redees t:e for aluable cas: priesD @o:n 9ic:ers (;ic:ers):usc,.36V36. (;ic:ers):u sc,.36V36.M4 M4 D@ust as t:ey are.D D@ust once5 ;is: ;e ;ould encounter an alien enace t:at ;asn!t iune to bulletsD - E:e Griader5 Dr. 9:oD D@ust ;:en ;e finally ot ood at t:is5 ;e 'ZiZ[ run out of planets.D - a Voyaer scientist DUernalD is not a ;ord. E:e correct spellin is DkernelD. DUirk to nterprise -- bea do;n yeoan 6and and a siS-pack.D DUno;in ;:en to optiie is as iportant as kno;in :o;.D - Eo Leff DC36UI! V/E t don!t say not:in on t:e boS about larks! oitD onty Pyt:on--DErade Pyt:on--DErade escriptions 3ctD DCau:ter is t:e closest distance bet;een t;o people.D - Victor Gore DCife ay :ae no eanin -- or een ;orse5 it ay :ae a eanin of ;:ic: disapproe.D disapproe.D DCife5D said arin. Don!t talk to e about life.D DCike t:e ski resort full of irls lookin for :usbands and :usbands lookin for irls5 t:e situation is not as syetrical as it i:t see.D - 3lan cUay DCisten5 :ae you seen t:e dolp:ins yet?D - >eordi DCook at all t:e ndiansD - >eneral Kuster D3K user!s dynaic debuin list ealuator? Leer :eard of t:at.D
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Daconald :as t:eaount ift on t:e larest aount of ;ords into t:e sallest of copressin t:ou:ts.D 9inston K:urc:ill Dan inented lanuae to satisfy :is deep need to coplain.D - Cily Eolin Date5 t:is parrot ;ouldn!t V// if you put four illion olts t:rou:
itD 22. Datriony isn!t a ;ord5 it!s a sentence.D 228. Deory seres ;ise coanders.D - E!u-:si5 8< 3 227. D/9D...IPC3E...D6MAAD...IPC3E...(6ainin cats H dos4 22<. Di:t as ;ell be frank5 onsieur. t ;ould take a iracle to et you out of Kasablanca and t:e >erans :ae outla;ed iracles.D ###22F. Dillions lon for iortality ;:o don!t kno; ;:at to do ;it: t:eseles on a rainy Iunday afternoon.D - . P. Garron 20. Dind your o;n business5 Ipock. ! sick of your :alfbreed interference.D 21. Dode5D said t:e ardener ;:en :e!d finis:ed t:e la;n.. 22. Dost folks are about as :appy as t:ey ake up t:eir inds to be.D 2. 2,. 2. 28. 27. 2<. 2F. 2,0. 2,1. 2,2. 2,. 2,,.
3be Cincoln Dr. 9orf5 fire p:asers at )AL)D ... Rap Dr. 9orf5 scan t:at s:ip.D D3ye Kaptain. 00 dpi?D Dy faorite part of dinnerD - 6iker Dy >od5 it!s full of storesD - 2001* 3 I:oppin /dyssey Dy >od5 E:iokol5 ;:en do you ;ant e to launc:? LeSt 3pril?D - C. ulloy Dy nae is Krus:er. 9:ere!s nsin 9alnut?D - Geerly Dy ;ei:t is perfect for y :ei:t -- ;:ic: ariesD DL3I3 3nnounces Le; eck K:air 3rraneent Aor Ipace Itation Eitanic.D - Eo Leff DL3I3 3;ards 3crony >eneration Iyste (3>I4 Kontract Aor Ipace Itation AreedoD - Eo Leff DLature loes a acuu. iital doesn!t.D - K sales letter DLo proble is too bi it can!t be run a;ay froD - Cinus DLondeterinis eans neer :ain to say you are ;ron.D DLondeterinis
DLondeterinis DLondeterini s eans neer :ain to say you are DLot only is t:is incopre:ensible5 but t:e ink is;ron.D uly and t:e paper is fro t:e ;ron kind of tree.D - Profesoor 9. DLo; bid e run5 and ;ill strie ;it: t:ins ipossible - yea5 and et t:e better of t:e.D - 9. I:akespeare5 I:akespeare5 @MCMI K3I36 DLo; is t:e tie for all ood en to coe to.D - 9alt Uelly DLo;5 ore t:an eer5 it is eident t:at Yood taste! only refers to t:at ;:ic: reinforces t:e status Tuo.D - 3ndre Peret D/f course it!s t:e urder ;eapon. 9:o ;ould frae soeone ;it: a fake?D D/: t:ou:t t:at ;as a parrotD. DLo5 no... E:ey turn t:at color.D D/:5 3unty 5 it!s so ood to be :oeD D/ne planet is all you et.D D/ne planet is all you et.D DPascal is not a :i:-leel lanuae.D - Iteen Aeiner DPerestroika* could it :appen :ere?D - Eo Leff DPoor dear5 t:ere!s not:in bet;een :is ears.D - araret E:atc:er5 about 6onald 6ean5 8[2[<< issue of E:e Le; =ork Eies DPsyc:oanalysis is t:e ental illness it purports to cure.D - Uarl Uraus Did e anSis s?D D6eadin leal us: can turn your brain to uacaoleD - 3ia 6/ Uernel anual D6eally ?? 9:at a coincidence5 ! s:allo; tooD D6eally :oney....just 1 ore essae.D D6ebellion is like ;itc:craft. E:at!s ;:at it is5 it!s like ;itc:craft.D ;itc:craft. D - issouri Itate 6ep. @ean iSon5 on labelin Doffensie usicD. Dreproduces if added to its Tuotation.D Tuotation.D reproduces if added to its Tuotation. D6IIELK I AMEC....D - E:e Gor D6osencrant and >uildenstern are dead.D - 9. I:akespeare5 3CE DIatanic Verses is a despicable book t:at could not :ae been ;ritten
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by a person responsibly .D - /rson Icott Kard ;:o ;is:ed to be:ae decently and responsibly.D DIcotty Gea e aboardD D3ye sir 9ill a 2S, do?D DIcotty5 bea e up anot:er Glue 9ae essae.D DIcotty5 bea us a boardD (2S, drops fro sky4
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DIcotty5 !e fallen and can!t bea upD DIeS is better t:an readinW no oerdue fines.D - @ean-Cuc Picard DI:e is descended fro a lon line t:at :er ot:er listened to.D >ypsy 6ose Cee DIir Ulinons on t:e starboard bo;D D9ell5 scrape !e off DIo any obituaries...3nd al;ays t:e ;ron onesD - arian Galsa DIoeties siply feel t:at t:e ;:ole ;orld is a ciarette and ! t:e only as:tray.D DIoiet Mnion? E:at!s a code nae for 6ussia.D - /llie Lort:. *-4 DItalinis beins at :oe.D - Eo Leff DItealin a r:inoceros s:ould not be attepted li:tly.D DItealin a r:inoceros s:ould not be attepted li:tly.D
DItrane ;oen lyin in ponds distributin s;ords is no basis for a syste of oernentD - . Pyt:on DIuc: rudes. >ie us a kiss5 9orf.D - DI;ab t:e poop deck5 raise t:e ienastD - Picard DEake y 9orf... please.D - ata DEake off your enineerin :at and put on your anaeent :at.D E:iokol anaeent5 1[27[<8 DEeSt processin :as ade it possible to ri:t-justify any idea5 een one ;:ic: cannot be justified on any ot:er rounds.D - @. Ainnean5 MIK. DE:at ust be ;onderful don!t understand it at all.D DE:at ;as t:e stun settin.D ObleepJ DE:is is not.D DE:at!s no taline t!s /doD DE:at!s user5 u s r5 and t:en t:ere!s a space ...D DE:e bland leadet: t:e bland and t:ey bot: s:all fall into t:e kitsc:.D
DE:e K Prorain Prorain Canuae -- 3 lanuae ;:ic: of cobines t:elanuae.D fleSibility of assebly lanuae ;it: t:e po;er assebly DE:e cliate of Gobay is suc: t:at its in:abitants :ae to lie else;:ere.D DE:e condition upon ;:ic: >od :as ien liberty to an is eternal iilance.D - @o:n P:ilpot Kurran DE:e country couldn!t run ;it:out Pro:ibition. E:at is t:e industrial fact.D - enry Aord5 1F2F DE:e difference bet;een a isfortune and a calaity? f >ladstone fell into t:e E:aes5 it ;ould be a isfortune. Gut if soeone draed :i out aain5 it ;ould be a calaity.D - Genjain israeli DE:e olp:in5 ne!er :as anyt:in been ore diineD - /ppian DE:e filter :as discretin sources.D - UIK A/5 1[2<[<8 DE:e illeal ;e do iediately. E:e unconstitutional takes a bit loner.D - enry Uissiner DE:e illeal ;e do iediately. E:e unconstitutional takes a bit loner.D - enry Uissiner DE:e Cord ae us farers t;o stron :ands so ;e could rab as uc: as ;e could ;it: bot: of t:e.D - @osep: eller5 DKatc:-22D DE:e Lais :ae no sense of :uor5 so ;:y s:ould t:ey ;ant teleision?D - P:ilip U. ick DE:e preious cookie ;as absolutely Erue.D - >od DE:e real proble ;it: I is t:at it doesn!t kill anybody.D - Eo Leff DE:e security of t:e nterprise is of Paraount iportanceD DE:e society ;:ic: scorns eScellence in plubin as a :uble actiity and tolerates s:oddiness in p:ilosop:y because it is an eSaulted actiity ;ill :ae neit:er ood plubin nor ood p:ilosop:y ... neit:er its pipes nor its t:eories ;ill :old ;ater.D DE:e oters :ae spoken5 t:e bastards ...D DE:e ;arnin essae ;e sent t:e 6ussians ;as a calculated abiuity abiuity t:at ;ould be clearly understood.D - 3leSander ai DE:e ;ay to ake a sall fortune in t:e coodities arket is to start
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;it: ;ay a lare fortune.D DE:e to ake a sall fortune in t:e coodities arket is to start ;it: a lare fortune.D DE:ere are t:ree possibilities* Pioneer!s solar panel :as turned a;ay fro t:e sunW t:ere!s a lare eteor blockin transissionW transissio nW or soeone
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loaded Itar Erek .2 into our ideo processor.D DE:ere are t;o ;ays of dislikin poetryW one ;ay is to dislike it5 t:e ot:er is to read Pope.D - /scar 9ilde DE:ere oes GillD DE:ere ;as a boy called ustace Klarence Icrubb5 and :e alost desered it.D - K. I. Ce;is5 E:e K:ronicles of Larnia DE:ere!s no suc: t:in as raity - t:e eart: sucks.D DE:ere!s not:in ;ron ;it: Iout:ern Kalifornia t:at a rise in t:e ocean leel ;ouldn!t cure. D - 6oss aconald DE:ere!s not:in you can do t:at can!t be done.D - @o:n Cennon DE:ey are not t:e :ell your ;:ales.D - Ipock DE:ey t:ou:t to use and s:ae e but ;in out by nature5 because a
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true freak cannot be ade. 3 true freak ust be born.D - U. unn5 Z>eek CoeZ DE:ey told e ;as ullible ... and belieed t:eD DE:ey took soe of t:e Van >o:s5 ost of t:e je;els5 and all of t:e K:iasD DE:is is a country ;:ere people are free to practice t:eir reliion5 reardless of race5 creed5 color5 obesity5 or nuber of danlin keys ...D DE:is is one 3erican arine ;:o ;ill al;ays tell t:e trut:5 Iir.D /llie Lort: DE:ose ;:o ;orked t:e :ardest are t:e last to surrender.D - >ary 9ard DEo be5 or not to be.D--alet Do-bee-do-bee-do.D--Iinatr Do-bee-do-bee-do.D--Iinatra a DEo :ae a :orror of t:e boureois is boureois.D - @ules 6enard DEo =/M ! an at:eistW to >od5 ! t:e Coyal /pposition.D - 9oody 3llen DEoto5 don!t t:ink ;e!re in /I anyore...D
DEoto5 don!t t:ink ;e!re in Uansas anyoreD do.D - President 6onald DErees cause ore pollution t:an autoobiles 6eaan DMLN s:ould be used as an adjectie.D - 3EHE DMnliited capain spendin eats at t:e :eart of t:e deocratic process.D - Garry >old;ater DMI out of Lort: 3erica5 L/9D - 6ic:ard /!6ourke D9ar is like loeW it al;ays finds a ;ay.D - Gertold Grec:t D9ayne Le;ton is5D :e says5 Dan eSaple of ;:at 3erica can be.D D9e fall into error if ;e attribute to stratey a po;er independent of tactical results.D - Uarl on Klause;it5 /n 9ar D9e :ae luck only ;it: ;oen -- not spacecraftD - 6. Urene5 builder of failed Ioiet A/G/I probes D9e ust lau: at an5 to aoid cryin for :iD - Lapoleon D9e ust neer foret t:at if t:e ;ar in Vietna is lost... t:e ri:t of free speec: ;ill be eStinuis:ed eStinuis:e d t:rou:out t:e ;orld.D - 6ic:ard il:ouse LiSon5 10[27[8 D9e plan absentee o;ners:ip. !ll stick to buildin s:ips.D - >eore Iteinbrenner5 Iteinbrenne r5 1F7 D9e ;alked on t:e oon -- you be polite.D - @oni itc:ell D9ell !e often seen a cat ;it:out a rin5 but a rin ;it:out a catD D9:at!s !e atter ;! t:at t:in?D - Icotty D9:at!s t:e definition of a ood flae? /ne you aree ;it:...D - Uarl Ce:enbauer D9:at!s up5 oc?D - nsin Gus to Krus:er D9:en you :ae to kill a an it costs not:in to be polite.D - 9inston Kurc:ill5 /n foral declarations declarations of ;ar D9:oeer fi:ts onsters s:ould see to it t:at in t:e process :e does not becoe a onster.D - Lietsc:e D9:o are you?D said :e5 for :e :ad been to ni:t sc:ool. D9:y don!t t:e @apanese lie in t:e ountains? Kertainly5 t:ey couldW apparently t:ey just don!t ;ant to.D - elturner)p:oeniS.Princeto elturner)p:o eniS.Princeton.M n.M D9:y stop no;? @ust ;:en ! :atin it.D - arin
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D=ou ean can send ail to yself?D D=ou ean you can!t take less5 it!s ery easy to take ore t:an not:in.D D=ou open t:at scab5 t:ere!s a :ell of a lot of t:ins... E:is inoles t:ese Kubans5 unt5 and a lot of :anky-panky t:at ;e :ae not:in to do ;it:...D - 6ic:ard il:ouse LiSon D=ou see5 ;ire telerap: is a kind of a ery5 ery lon cat. =ou pull :is tail in Le; =ork and :is :ead is eo;in in Cos 3neles. o you understand t:is? 3nd radio operates eSactly t:e sae ;ay* you send sinals :ere5 t:ey receie t:e t:ere. E:e only difference is t:at t:ere is no cat.D - 3lbert instein5 ;:en asked to describe radio !3: :ae access.! - ata
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... ad actual and you t:is ;ouldbeen not an :ae been eerency5 infored. ;e ;ould :ae fled in terror5 ... Icotty5 urry bea e uB#$H L/ K3666 ... E:e 3narc:ists! national% ant:e is an international international ant:e t:at consists of 8 raspberries blo;n in ery Tuick succession to t:e tune of DKapto;n 6acesD. Lobody :as to stand up for it5 nobody :as to listen to it5 and5 een better5 nobody :as to play it. - ike ardin5 DE:e 3rc:air 3narc:ist!s 3lanacD ...and y special t:anks to t:e /t:er Aorty-Line ...and soeties t:e bear eats you. ...and t:en ;oke up ...but t:ere are no old5 bold pilots. ...but ;:at really ;ant to do is direct. ...ake...t:e Ealines o a;aaaaaaaaaay.... ...no t:anks5 ! already :ain one. ...;ould you like e to sin you a son? ...y;ercs lla o tsuj sni:t seiteoI ..and t:e la;yer looks do;n at :is utilated and seered ar and says* y 6oleS5 y 6oleS ..@ust a 6 ;it:out a reason..... [usr[ne;s[otc:a * is not an identifier *4 * */ *( * W4 <4 G4 *J - *P X4 *I *G *% *' *.*** **..* **.**. *..** Ealine in Graille '% 3t 200! Lo /ne Kan ear =ou Icrea...'% 3ericans ;ill soon obsere t:e 20t: anniersary of% Leil 3rstron and Gu Cukens! ;alk on t:e oon. - Vice President an uayle dinified silence% Luclear ;ar% ... ay not be desirable. - d;in eese Prie inister @osep:% K:aberlain loes t:e ;orkin an -- :e loes to see :i ;ork. - 9inston K:urc:ill Iir Itafford Kripps% :as all t:e irtues dislike and none of t:e ices adire. - 9inston K:urc:ill
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100 blocks of crud on t:e disk5 100 blocks of crud =ou patc: a bu5 and dup it aain* 101 blocks of crud on t:e disk ... 11 ras5 10 illiliters ... e!s lead5 @i. 11t: coandent - Koet not t:y nei:bor!s <8. 1c of eery stap is for storae 1<85000 iles per second -- it!s not just a ood idea5 it!s t:e la; 1<852<2 iles per second* t isn!t just a ood idea5 it!s t:e la; 1F-1F7* 8 lis oies. 1F7-1F<F* not:in. - Eo Leff 1st C39 /A EIEI* <0B of t:e final ;ill be on t:e one lecture you issed and about t:e one book you didn!t read. 1st ;e s:oot all t:e la;yers5 2nd ;e stranle t:e5 rd.. 2-0 is a cricket score in t:is sort of football. 2. =our ot:er5 by t:e pieon:ole principle. - 3ns;ers to Cast Aortune!s uestions* 2. Leer be last. 2. ... r-T1
,<7. :ours a day and 2, to beers a and case. ..... ,<<. 2, 2,00 Gaudin akes you ;ant et in out pus: ,<F. 2nd C39 /A EIEI* 9:en reie;in your notes before an eSa5 t:e ost iportant ones ,F0. . don!t kno;. - 3ns;ers to Cast Aortune!s uestions* ,F1. . Leer olunteer for anyt:in. ,F2. 000000 k[sec -- it!s not just a ood idea5 it!s t:e la; ,F. 20 ,F,. ain!t fast enou: ,F. [11 -- Lot t:e faous irrational nuber P5 but an incredible siulation ,F8. , food roups* fast5 froen5 icro;aed5 and junk ,F7. ,. 9:o cares? - 3ns;ers to Cast Aortune!s uestions* ,F<. ,rd Ca; of Koputin* 3nyt:in t:at can o ;r.. - fortune* Ieentation iolation -- Kore duped ,FF. ,00 ore jokes5 one liners and stupid p:rases becoe aailable ;:en you reister - Mse Kontrol Panel DdesktopD applet for details 00. . 8 (or aybe ,5 or else 4. r. 3lfred @. uncan of Podunk5 ontana5 subitted an interestin solution to Proble . - 3ns;ers to Cast Aortune!s uestions* 01. t: C39 /A E /AAK* Vital papers ;ill oe fro ;:ere you left t:e to ;:ere you can!t find t:e. 02. 8. E:ere is an interestin solution to t:is proble on pae 102F of y book5 ;:ic: you can pick up for $2.F at finer bookstores and bat:roo supply outlets (or FF cents at t:e table in front of Papyrus Gooks4. - 3ns;ers to Cast Aortune!s uestions* 0. 7 ays ;it:out pia akes one ;eak... ###0,. F out of 10 en ;:o tried Kaels prefer ;oen. 0. F.< [s]* Lot just a ood ideaW it!s t:e C39 08. F0B of eeryt:in is crud. 07. F800bps and under are insults to IE!ers - acker!s la; # 0<. FF blocks of crud on t:e disk5 FF blocks of crud =ou patc: a bu5 and dup it aain* 100 blocks of crud on t:e disk 0F. 10. 11. 12.
3 fourbot: aces. 3 .,, 100Banu ri:t beats of return ;ays. 3 baby is an alientary canal ;it: a loud oice at one end and no responsibility responsibil ity at t:e ot:er. 3 bac:elor is a uy ;:o is footloose and fiancee free.
1. 3 bac:elor is a selfis:5 undeserin uy ;:o :as c:eated soe ;oan out of a diorce. - on uinn ###1,. 3 banker is a fello; ;:o lends you :is ubrella ;:en t:e sun is s:inin and ;ants it back t:e inute it beins to rain. - ark E;ain 1. 3 GGIer!s telep:one bill kno;s no bounds... 18. 3 beautiful ;oan ;ill enric: your life soon. 17. 3 bi ac5 frenc: fries and a lare coke 1<. 3 billion :ere5 a couple of billion t:ere -- first t:in you kno; it adds up to be real oney. - erett cUinley irksen 1F. 3 bird in t:e bus: usually :as a friend in t:ere ;it: :i. 20. 3 bird in t:e :and can be essy. 21. 3 bird in t:e :and is safer t:an one oer:ead. 22. 2. 2,. 2. 28. 27. 2<. 2F. 0. 1. 2. .
3 bird in t:e :and is ;ort: ;:at it ;ill brin. 3 bird in t:e :and is ;ort: ;:at it ;ill brin. 3 bore is a fello; ;:o opens :is out: and puts :is feats in it. enry Aord 3 bore is soeone ;:o persists in :oldin :is o;n ie;s after ;e :ae enli:tened :i ;it: ours. 3 boy ets to be a an ;:en a an is needed. 3 budet is just a et:od of ;orryin before you spend oney5 as ;ell as after;ard. 3 bureaucrat is a politician ;it: tenure. 3 candidate is a person ;:o ets oney fro t:e ric: and otes fro t:e poor to protect t:e fro eac: ot:er. 3 cats ;orst eney is a closed door. 3 celebrity is a person ;:o is kno;n for :is ;ell-kno;nness. 3 c:icken is an e!s ;ay of producin ore es. 3 c:ubby an ;it: a ;:ite beard and a red suit ;ill approac: you soon.
3oid a Koie. ,. 3 city:i. is ae!s lare counity ;:ere people are lonesoe toet:er erbert Proc:no; . 3 clas: of doctrine is not a disaster - it is an opportunity. 8. 3 classic is soet:in t:at eerybody ;ants to :ae read and nobody ;ants to read. - ark E;ain 7. 3 classic is soet:in t:at eerybody ;ants to :ae read and nobody ;ants to read. - ark E;ain <. 3 clean desk is a sin of a -sick- ind F. 3 clean desk is a sin of a cluttered desk dra;er. ,0. 3 clean desk is a sin of a cluttered desk dra;er. ,1. 3 clean disk is t:e sin of a ;arped drie. ,2. 3 clean5 neat5 desk is a sin of a ery sick ind. ,. 3 closed out: at:ers no feet... ,,. 3 closed out: at:ers no foot. ,. 3 closed out: at:ers no foot. ,8. 3 closed out:5 at:ers no feet. ,7. 3 coittee :as 8 or ore les and no brain. ,<. 3 copany is kno;n by t:e en it keeps. ,F. 3 coputer prora does ;:at you tell it to do5 not ;:at you ;ant it to do. ###0. 3 Koputer Proraer is a ac:ine for turnin Koke into code. 1. 3 coputer5 to print out a fact5 9ill diide5 ultiply5 and subtract. Gut t:is output can be Lo ore t:an debris5 f t:e input ;as s:ort of eSact. - >io 2. 3 conclusion is siply t:e place ;:ere soeone ot tired of t:inkin. . 3 conclusion is siply t:e place ;:ere you ot tired of t:inkin. ,. 3 K/LI is an object ;:ic: cares. - Gernie >reenber. . 3 conseratie is one ;:o is too co;ardly to fi:t and too fat to run. 8. 3 consultant is soeone ;:o asks t:eir client ;:at tie it is5 ;rites t:e ans;er in a report and c:ares t:e client for t:e priilee. 7. 3 countryan bet;een t;o la;yers is like a fis: bet;een t;o cats. Gen Aranklin <. F. 80.
3 crusader!s ;ifenot slipped fro t:e arrisonor 3nd :ad an affair a Iaracen. I:e ;as oerseSed5 /r jealous eSed5 I:e just ;it: ;anted to ake a coparison. 3 cult is a reliion ;it:out political po;er. 3 day for fir decisions /r is it?
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3 day ;it:out suns:ine is like ni:t. 3 dead an cannot bite. 3 diploat is a an ;:o can conince :is ;ife s:e!d look stout in a fur coat. 3 diploat is soeone ;:o can tell you to o to :ell in suc: a ;ay t:at you ;ill look for;ard to t:e trip. 3 disc cannot be read as easily as a filin cabinet. Mnless you :ae a coputer - ;:ic: :as probles readin a filin cabinet. 3 dia ;:o specialies in risTu!e arias is an off-coloratura soprano ... 3 do is an!s best friend because :e ;as :is tail5 not :is tonue. 3 door is ;:at a do is perpetually on t:e ;ron side of. - /den Las:
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3 doen5 a ross5 and a score5 Plus t:ree ties t:e sTuare root of four5 iided by seen5 Plus fie tie eleen5 Tuals nine sTuared plus ero5 no ore. 3 fair eSterior is a silent recoendation. 3 fanatic is one ;:o can!t c:ane :is ind and ;on!t c:ane t:e subject. - 9inston K:urc:ill 3 filt:y ata is >unked5 :osed do;n and sand blasted. 3 fool and :is :oney are soon parted. 3 fool and :is oney are y t;o faorite people. 3 fool and :is oney are I=I/P aterial. 3 fool ust no; and t:en be ri:t by c:ance. 3 fool!s brain diests p:ilosop:y into folly5 science into superstition5 superstitio n5 and art into pedantry. ence Mniersity education. - >. G. I:a; 3 fool-proof et:od for sculptin an elep:ant* first5 et a :ue block of arbleW t:en you c:ip a;ay eeryt:in t:at doesn!t look like an
7F. elep:ant. 3 foolis: consistency is t:e :oboblin of little inds. <0. 3 foral parsin alorit: s:ould not al;ays be used. - . >ries <1. 3 friend in need is a pest indeed. ###<2. 3 friend* soeone ;:o likes you een after t:ey kno; you. <. 3 ift of flour ;ill soon be ade to you. <,. 3 ift of flo;er ;ill soon be ade to you. <. 3 ift of flo;ers ;ill soon be ade to you. <8. 3 irl!s best friend is :er utter. <7. 3 leekorp ;it:out a tornpee is like a Tuop ;it:out a fertsneet (sort of4. <<. 3 leekorp ;it:out a tornpee is like a Tuop ;it:out a fertsneet. <F. 3 oal to eit:er tea ;ould break t:e deadlock. F0. 3 ood eory does not eTual pale ink. F1. 3 ood reputation is ore aluable t:an oney. F2. 3 reat any people t:ink t:ey are t:inkin ;:en t:ey are erely rearranin t:eir prejudices. - 9illia @aes F. 3 reat pleasure in life is doin ;:at people say you cannot do. 9alter >ae:ot F,. 3 uy :as to et fres: once in a ;:ile so t:e irl doesn!t lose :er confidence. F. 3 uy ;alks into t:e c:eists and asks* f elt dry ice and s;i in it5 ;ill et ;et? - Iteie 9ri:t F8. 3 :alf oon is better t:an no oon at all. F7. 3 :aer soeties isses its ark - a bouTuet neer. F<. 3 :andful of friends is ;ort: ore t:an a ;aon of old. FF. 3 :anoer is t:e ;rat: of rapes. 800. 3 :arp is a nude piano. 801. 3 :en is only an e!s ;ay of akin anot:er e. 802. 3 :erit is a deserter fro t:e ary of :uanity 80. 3 :orse 3 :orse y kindo for a :orse 80,. 3 journey of a t:ousand iles beins ;it: a cas: adance. 80. 3 journey of a t:ousand iles ust bein ;it: a sinle step. 808. 807. 80<. 80F.
3 lack kin!s is :is 3 ofcastle leaders:ip is:oe. no substitute for inaction. 3 lack of leaders:ip is no substitute for inaction. 3 lanuae t:at doesn!t affect t:e ;ay you t:ink about prorain is not ;ort: kno;in.
810. 811. 812. 81. 81,. 81. 818.
3 lanuae t:at doesn!t :ae eeryt:in is actually easier to prora in t:an soe t:at do. - ennis . 6itc:ie 3 lare do ;ill :ae a surprisin effect effect on your life. 3 lare nuber of installed systes ;ork by fiat. E:at is5 t:ey ;ork by bein declared to ;ork. - 3natol olt 3 Ca; of Koputer Prorain* ake it possible for proraers to ;rite in nlis: and you ;ill find t:e proraers cannot ;rite in nlis:. 3 liberal is soeone too poor to be a capitalist and too ric: to be a counist 3 lie in tie saes nine. 3 lie t:at can be passed off as trut: becoes trut:.
817. 81<. 81F. 820. 821. 822. 82. 82,. 82.
3 li:t ;ife dot: ake a :eay :usband. 3 likely ipossibility is al;ays preferable to an unconincin possibility. 3 lierick packs lau:s anatoical nto space t:at is Tuite econoical. Gut t:e ood ones !e seen Io seldo are clean5 3nd t:e clean ones so seldo are coical. 3 CIP proraer kno;s t:e alue of eeryt:in5 but t:e cost of not:in. 3 lisp proraer kno;s t:e alue of eeryt:in5 but t:e cost of not:in. 3 little nukie neer :urt anyone 3 lon-forotten loed one ;ill appear soon. Guy t:e neaties at any price. 3 lost ounce of old ay be found5 a lost oent of tie neer. 3 lot of people kno; beliee in positie t:inkin5 and so do . beliee eeryt:in positiely stinks. - Ce; Kol
3 lo; oter turnout is an indication of fe;er people oin to t:e polls. - Vice President an uayle 3 an fories only ;:en :e is in t:e ;ron. 3 an paints ;it: :is brains and not ;it: :is :ands. 3 an ;as ien t;o ears and one out:5 to be used in t:at ratio. 3 an ;:o turns reen :as esc:e;ed protein. 3 an ;it: one ;atc: kno;s ;:at tie it is--;it: t;o ;atc:es :e is neer sure. 3 an ;rapped up in :iself akes a ery sall packae. 3 an ;rapped up in :iself akes a ery sall packae. 3 an!s :ouse is :is :assle. 3 an5 a plan5 a canal. Iue 3 at:eatician is a ac:ine for conertin coffee into t:eores. 3 at:eatician is a ac:ine for conertin coffee into t:eores. 3 eorandu is ;ritten not to infor t:e reader5 but to protect t:e ;riter. 3 isuided platypus ;ill lay its es in your s:orts. 3 o;ai is siply a :i:ly eoled Eribble. 3 oose once bit y sister. 3 ouse is an elep:ant built by t:e japanese. 3 ut: once bit y sister. 3 ne; draatist of t:e absurd as a oice t:at ;ill s:ortly be :eard. learn fro y spies e!s about to deise 3n unprintable t:ree-letter t:ree-letter ;ord. 3 noble c:oice5 but first ... 3 nod!s as ood as a ;ink to a blind bat 3 pat on t:e back is only a fe; inc:es fro a kick in t:e pants. 3 penny saed is ridiculous. 3 penny saed is ridiculous. 3 person is just about as bi as t:e t:ins t:at ake t:e anry. 3 p:aser is t:e uniersal counicator counicator. . - 9orf 3 p:aser on stun is like a day ;it:out orane juice. 3 p:ysicist is an ato!s ;ay of kno;in about atos. - >eore 9ald
8,. 8. 88. 87.
3 isoose a piano is not a piano. - >ertrude 3 piano plucked does lay olden es. Itein;ay. 3 priate sin is not so prejudicial in t:e ;orld as a public indecency. 3 procrastinator!s ;ork is neer done.
8<. 3 professor is one ;:o talks in soeone else!s sleep. 8F. 3 professor is one ;:o talks in soeone else!s sleep. 880. 3 project not ;ort: doin at all is not ;ort: doin ;ell. 881. 3 psyc:iatrist is a person ;:o ;ill ie you eSpensie ans;ers t:at your ;ife ;ill ie you for free. 882. 3 Puritan is soeone ;:o is deat:ly afraid t:at soeone soe;:ere is :ain fun 88. 3 Tuarter-ounce of c:ocolate X four pounds of fat. - Ilick!s Ca; of t:e Mnierse 88,. 3 real patriot is t:e fello; ;:o ets a parkin ticket and rejoices t:at t:e syste ;orks. 88. 3 real person :as t;o reasons for doin anyt:in ... a ood reason and t:e real reason. ###888. 3 red li:t eans t:e neSt siS cars ay o t:rou: t:e intersection. 6ules for driin in Le; =ork 887. 3 relations:ip is like a s:ark. t :as to keep oin for;ard or it dies. 88<. 3 rock pile ceases to be a rock pile t:e oent a sinle an conteplates it5 bearin ;it:in :i t:e iae of a cat:edral. 3ntoine de Iaint-Supery 88F. 3 rollin disk at:ers no os. 870. 3 6ollin Itone at:ers no oss5 but dru conictions are anot:er story. 871. 3 rollin stone at:ers no oss. 872. 3 seinar on Eie Erael ;ill be :eld t;o ;eeks ao 87. 3 s:ortcut is t:e lonest pat: bet;een t;o points. 87,. 3 sick ind is not necessarily t:e sin of a clean desk. 87. 3 sine cure oes off to infinity or at least t:e end of t:e 878. 877. 87<. 87F. 8<0. 8<1. 8<2. 8<. 8<,. 8<. 8<8. 8<7. 8<<. 8<F. 8F0. 8F1. 8F2. 8F. 8F,. 8F. 8F8. 8F7. 8F<. 8FF.
blackboard - Prof. Iteiner 3 sinle conersation across t:e table ;it: a ;ise an is ;ort: a ont:s study of books. - K:inese Proerb 3 sinle fact can spoil a ood aruent. 3 Iit: and 9esson beats four aces. 3 snake lurks in t:e rass. 3 soft drink turnet: a;ay copany.=ou!re all oer it5 like a c:eap suit. 3 solen5 unsilin5 sanctionious old iceber ;:o looked like :e ;as ;aitin for a acancy in t:e Erinity. - ark E;ain 3 stitc: in tie saes nine. 3 stitc: in tie ;ould :ae confused instein. 3 stra; ote only s:o;s ;:ic: ;ay t:e :ot air blo;s. - /!enry 3 student ;:o c:anes t:e course of :istory is probably takin an eSa. 3 successful tool is one t:at ;as used to do soet:in undreaed of by its aut:or. - I. K. @o:nson 3 surprised ata is propositioned by t:e !s Koputer. 3 s;eater is a arent ;orn by a c:ild ;:en :is ot:er feels c:illy. 3 Eale of E;o Rities -ickens!s cookbook 3 t:eory is better t:an its eSplanation. 3 t:ick :ead can do as uc: daae as a :ard :eart. 3 t:in is not necessarily true because a an dies for it. 3 E:ousand points of Groccoli 3 total abstainer is one ;:o abstains fro eeryt:in but abstention5 and especially fro inactiity in t:e affairs of ot:ers. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 3 transistor protected by a fast-actin fast-actin fuse ;ill protect t:e fuse by blo;in first. 3 tribble a day keeps t:e Ulinons a;ay......... 3 tribble a day keeps t:e Ulinons ;ell fed. 3 truly lay person is neer bored. 3 truly ;ise an neer plays leapfro ;it: a unicorn.
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3 ;ise is person playsbecoes leapfro ;it: a Mnicorn. 3 truly uniersity ;:atneer a collee ;:en t:e faculty loses interest in students. - @o:n Kiardi 3 MLN saleslady5 Cenore5 njoys ;ork5 but s:e likes t:e beac: ore. I:e found a ood ;ay Eo cobine ;ork and play* I:e sells K s:ells by
t:e seas:ore. 3 acuu is a :ell of a lot better t:an soe of t:e stuff t:at nature replaces it ;it:. - Eenessee 9illias 3 ery intellient turtle Aound prorain MLN a :urdle E:e syste5 you see5 6an as slo; as did :e5 3nd t:at!s not sayin uc: for t:e turtle. 3 icti of a prank5 >eordi puts a banana oer :is eyes 3 iolent an ;ill die a iolent deat:. 3 isit to a fres: place ;ill brin strane ;ork. 3 isit to a strane place ;ill brin fres: ;ork. 3 iid and creatie ind c:aracterie c:aracteries s you. 3 ;ell adjusted person is one ;:o akes t:e sae istake t;ice ;it:out ettin nerous. 3 ;ell adjusted person is one ;:o akes t:e sae istake t;ice ;it:out ettin nerous. 3 ;ell-kno;n friend is a treasure. 3 ;ise an ets ore use fro :is eneies t:an a fool fro :is friends. - Galtasar >racian 3 ;ise an once said.... don!t kno;... 3 ;ise person akes :is o;n decisions5 a ;eak one obeys public opinion. 3 ;ok is ;:at you t:ro; at a ;abbit. 3 ;oan ;it:out a an is like a fis: ;it:out a bicycle. 3 ;ord to t:e ;ise is enou:. 3 ;riter ust not s:ift your point of ie;. 3 year spent in artificial intellience is enou: to ake one beliee in od. 3 year spent in artificial intellience is enou: to ake one beliee
inyote >od. is a aete!s et:od of producin ore aetes. 3 34bort 64etry >4et a stick and kill it. 3. D=es5 but it is enerally better to take it for a ;alk.D 3* don!t kno; and don!t care. 33333 - 3erican 3ssociation 3ainst 3crony 3buse 333333333aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk 333333333aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccc cckkkkkk =ou brute Unock before enterin a ladies roo 3bandon :ope all ye ;:o press LE6 :ere. 3bandon t:e searc: for Erut:W settle for a ood fantasy. 3bort5 6etry5 Aail? - icrosoft 3G/6E* riel filter is coproised 3bortion is a iscarriae of justice. 3bout all soe en accoplis: in life is to send a son to arard. 3bout t:e only t:in on a far t:at :as an easy tie is t:e do. 3bout t:e tie ;e t:ink ;e can ake ends eet5 soebody oes t:e ends. - erbert ooer 3boe all else - sky. 3boe all t:ins5 reerence yourself. 3brasie - 3 fine es: for siftin feale underarents. 3bsence akes t:e dick ro; loner. 3bsence akes t:e :eart o ;ander. 3bsence akes t:e :eart ro; fonder. 3bsent5 adj.* Sposed to t:e attacks of friends and acTuaintancesW defaedW slandered. 3bsentee5 n.* 3 person ;it: an incoe ;:o :as :ad t:e foret:ou:t to reoe :iself fro t:e sp:ere of eSaction. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 3bstain fro beans. 3bstainer5 n.* 3 ;eak person ;:o yields to t:e teptation of denyin :iself a pleasure. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 3bstinence akes t:e :eart ro; fondler. 3bsurdity5 n.* 3 stateent or belief anifestly inconsistent inconsistent ;it:
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one!s o;n opinion. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 3cadey* 3 odern sc:ool ;:ere football is tau:t. 3ccident5 n.* 3 condition in ;:ic: presence of ind is ood5 but absence of body is better. 3ccidents cause istory.
3ccolade - 3n efferescent fruit cordial ade fro 3ccos. 3ccordin to y best recollection5 don!t reeber. - Vincent D@iy Glue yesD 3lo 3ccordin to t:e latest official fiures5 ,B of all statistics are totally ;ort:less. 3ccordion5 n.* 3 bapipe ;it: pleats. 3ccountant - soeone ;:o can put t;o and t;o toet:er and ake a liin fro it. 3ccuulate anneTuins no;W spare parts ;ill be in s:ort supply on -ay. - Iafety Eips for t:e Post-Luclear Sistence 3ccuracy5 n.* E:e ice of bein ri:t 3cid -- better liin t:rou: c:eistry. 3cid absorbs ,7 ties it!s ;ei:t in eScess 6eality. 3cTuaintance5 n.* 3 person ;:o ;e kno; ;ell enou: to borro; fro5 but not ;ell enou: to lend to. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 3cTuire - 3 roup of siners coonly found in c:urc:es. 3ctors ;ill :appen in t:e best-reulated failies. 3ctually it is an interplanetary interplanetary reetin. 3cute 3nle - 3 ery attractie early Griton. 335 n.* Ioet:in you need only kno; t:e nae of to be an Spert in Koputin. Mseful in sentences like5 D9e :ad better deelop an 33 a;areness.D 3da and e :ad any adantaes5 but t:e principal one ;as t:at t:ey escaped teet:in. 3ddiction - E:e process by ;:ic: one becoes a dick. 3ddin anpo;er to a late soft;are project only akes it later. 3diration5 n.* /ur polite reconition of anot:er!s reseblance to
ourseles. -/ur 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 3diration* polite reconition of anot:er!s reseblance to ourseles. 3dolescence is t:at period of tie bet;een puberty and adultery. 3dolescence5 n.* E:e stae bet;een puberty and adultery. 3dore5 .* Eo enerate eSpectantly. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 3dult5 n.* /ne old enou: to kno; better. 3danceent in position. 3dersity reeals enius5 prosperity conceals conceals it. - orace 3dice is a danerous iftW be cautious about iin and receiin it. 3disor* E:e uy ;:o told you :o; to scre; up 3d;eanne - 6ocky 3fter a lon bat: 9orf sees t:e fleas as :is true friends 3fter a nuber of decial places5 nobody ies a dan. 3fter all is said and done5 usually ore is said t:an done. 3fter all5 all :e did ;as strin toet:er a lot of old5 ;ell-kno;n Tuotations. - . C. encken5 on I:akespeare 3fter all5 ;:at is your :osts! purpose in :ain a party? Iurely not for you to enjoy yourselfW if t:at ;ere t:eir sole purpose5 t:ey!d :ae siply sent c:apane and ;oen oer to your place by taSi. - P. @. /!6ourke 3fter an instruent :as been assebled5 eStra coponents ;ill be found on t:e benc:. 3fter run your prora5 let!s ake loe like craed ;easels5 /U? 3fter uc: t:ou:t Picard assues t:e bo;lin ball p:ase. 3fter t:e last of 18 ountin scre;s :as been reoed fro an access coer5 it ;ill be discoered t:at t:e ;ron access coer :as been reoed. 3fter ;e pull t:e pin5 r. >renade is L/E our friend 3fternoon ery faorable for roance. Ery a sinle person for a c:ane. 3fternoon5 n.* E:at part of t:e day ;e spend ;orryin about :o; ;e
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;asted t:e ornin. 3e !n Ereac:ery /ercoe =out: !n Ikill 3e and treac:ery ;ill al;ays oercoe yout: and skill. 3riony - 9:at a diorced farer pays :is eS-;ife. 3:5 coe on5 just t:is one last little feature.
7F8. 3:5 y trobone. Cet e s:o; you :o; it ;orks. - 6iker 7F7. 3:a: 7F<. 3:ead ;arp factor one5 r. Iulu. 7FF. 3ir conditioned enironent - o not open 9indo;s. <00. 3ir >eordis - EL> foot;ear <01. 3ir is ;ater ;it: :oles in it <02. 3ir pollution is a ist deeanor. <0. 3las5 :o; loe can trifle ;it: itself <0,. 3las5 a dyin beyond y eans. - /scar 9ilde5 as :e sipped c:apane on :is deat:bed <0. 3lbatross5 et your albatross .... <08. 3lep: sub alp:a is t:e alp:a!t: alep:. <07. 3lep:-null bottles of beer on t:e ;all5 3lep:-null bottles of beer5 =ou take one do;n5 and pass it around5 3lep:-null bottles of beer on t:e ;all. <0<. 3leS aley ;as adopted <0F. 3leS5 !ll take DE:ins /nly Uno;D for $1000. ###<10. 3CN3L6 GCC!I E/6* 9:en a body is iersed in ;ater5 t:e p:one rins. <11. 3leSander >ra:a Gell is alie and ;ell in Le; =ork5 and still ;aitin for a dial tone. <12. 3lorit: is a set of instructions. .. o; to use t:e telep:one* f !p:one not ;orkin! t:en !p:one operator.! <1. 3liony and bribes ;ill enae a lare s:are of your ;ealt:. <1,. 3liony is a syste by ;:ic:5 ;:en t;o people ake a istake5 one of t:e keeps payin for it. - Pey @oyce <1. 3ll art is but iitation of nature. <18. 3ll art is Tuite useless. <17. speakare Ulinonese <1<. 3ll 3ll babies dianostics fatal. <1F. 3ll oernent is t:eft5 soe just steal less. <20. 3ll reat discoeries are ade by accident. <21. 3ll reat ideas are controersial5 or :ae been at one tie. <22. 3ll :ope abandon5 ye ;:o enjoy taS fors. <2. 3ll :ope abandon5 ye ;:o enter :ere. <2,. 3ll :ope abandon5 ye ;:o enter essaes :ere. ###<2. 3ll ask is a c:ance to proe t:at oney can!t ake e :appy. <28. 3ll ask of life is a constant and eSaerated sense of y o;n iportance. <27. 3ll need to kno; learned fro y cat. <2<. 3ll in all it!s just anot:er brick in t:e ;all... <2F. 3ll is ;ell t:at ends ;ell. <0. 3ll la;s are basically false. <1. 3ll ac:ines are aplifiers. <2. 3ll en kno; t:e utility of useful t:ins5 but not kno; t:e utility of futility <. 3ll y troubles see so far a;ay. <,. 3ll people ;alk t:rou: life5 soe al;ays lookin back5 ot:ers al;ays lookin for;ard. al;ays look up;ard. - Ily <. 3ll proraers are optiists. <8. 3ll proraers are play;ri:ts and all coputers are lousy actors. <7. 3ll proraers ;ant arrays <<. 3ll proress is based upon a uniersal innate desire on t:e part of eery oranis to lie beyond its incoe. - Iauel Gutler <F. 3ll reTuests for sick leae ust be approed t;o ;eeks in adance. <,0. 3ll ri:t5 set p:asers to deep fat fry <,1. 3ll ri:t5 ;:o!s been cookin :ot dos in t:e 9arp rie? <,2. 3ll science is eit:er p:ysics or stap collectin. - . 6ut:erford <,. 3ll stressed out5 and no one to c:oke. <,,. 3ll t:at litters :as a :i: refractie indeS. <,. 3ll t:e troubles you :ae ;ill pass a;ay ery Tuickly. <,8. <,7. <,<. <,F.
3ll t:e ;orld!s a stae Iean /!Kasey 3ll t:e ;orld!s a stae 3ll t:ins are possible 3ll t:ins are possible
and ost of us are desperately unre:earsed. and t:e people on it are poorly re:earsed. eScept skiin t:rou: a reolin door. eScept skiin t:ru a reolin door.
3ll trends to;ards K:aos. 3ll true ;isdo is found in talines. 3ll true ;isdo is found on E-s:irts. 3ll true ;isdo is found on E-s:irts. 3ll ;ars are ironic because all ;ars are ;orse t:an eSpected. 3ll ;ork and no play5 ;ill ake you a anaer. 3ll!s ;ell t:at ends. 3lliance5 n.* n international politics5 t:e union of t;o t:iees ;:o :ae t:eir :ands so deeply inserted in eac: ot:er!s pocket t:at t:ey cannot separately plunder a t:ird. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 3llo;in for seasonal adjustents5 t:ins are actually ettin better. 3lost anyt:in is easier to et into t:an out of. 3lone5 adj.* n bad copany. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 3lso5 aoid a;k;ard or affected alliteration. 3l;ays borro; oney fro a pessiistW :e doesn!t eSpect to be paid back. 3l;ays cut t:e cards. 3l;ays do ri:t. E:is ;ill ratify soe people and astonis: t:e rest. 3l;ays dra; your cures5 t:en plot t:e data. 3l;ays pick on t:e correct idio. 3l;ays proofread carefully to see if you any ;ords out. 3l;ays reeber t:at you are uniTue. @ust like eeryone else. 3l;ays reeber to pillae GA/6 you burn. 3l;ays reeber to pillae GA/6 you burn. 3l;ays tell a ;oan s:e!s beautiful5 especially if s:e isn!t. 3l;ays t:e dullness of t:e fool is t:e ;:etstone of t:e ;its.
3l;ays eS:ort upon you faorably. 33RL>try GMEto E6M ... ot:ers f all to t:elook salon cau:t in Kanada in one year ;ere laid end to end across t:e Ia:ara esert5 t:e sell ;ould be absolutely a;ful. 33RL> GME E6M ... E:ere is so uc: sand in Lort:ern 3frica t:at if it ;ere spread out it ;ould copletely coer t:e Ia:ara esert. 3bideStrous5 adj.* 3ble to pick ;it: eTual skill a ri:t-:and pocket or a left. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 3biuity is t:e presere of t:e nible inded5 yet froen lipped. 3bition is a poor eScuse for not :ain sense enou: to be lay. K:arlie cKart:y 3bition is a poor eScuse for not :ain t:e ood sense to be lay. 3bition is t:e last refue of t:e failure. 3erica ay be uniTue in bein a country ;:ic: :as leapt fro barbaris to decadence ;it:out touc:in ciiliation. ciiliation. - @o:n /!ara 3erica t:e land of t:e K:rysler ,,0 cubic inc: enine 3erica ;as discoered by 3erio Vespucci and ;as naed after :i5 until people ot tired of liin in a place called DVespucciaD DVespucciaD and c:aned its nae to D3ericaD. - ike ardin5 DE:e 3rc:air 3narc:ist!s 3lanacD 3erica!s best buy for a nickel is a telep:one call to t:e ri:t an. 3nesia used to be y faorite ;ord5 but t:en forot it. 3on econoists5 t:e real ;orld is often a special case. 3on t:e lucky5 you are t:e c:osen one. 3n 3erican!s a person ;:o isn!t afraid to criticie t:e President but is al;ays polite to traffic cops. 3n artist cannot speak about art5 any ore t:an a plant can discuss :orticulture. :orticultur e. - @ean Kocteau 3n artist s:ould be fit for t:e best society and kept out of it. 3n at:eist is a an ;it: no inisible eans of support. 3n ato blaster is a ood ;eapon5 but it can point bot: ;ays. 3n easily understood5 ;orkable false:ood is ore useful t:an a copleS5 incopre:ensible incopre:ensi ble trut:.
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P. erbert 3n eSpert is soeone fro out of to;n. 3n :onest >od is t:e noblest ;ork of an. 3n :onest tale speeds best bein plainly told. 3n idea is not responsible for t:e people ;:o beliee in it. 3n idea is not responsible for t:e people ;:o beliee in it. 3n idle ind is ;ort: t;o in t:e bus:. 3n ounce of application is ;ort: a ton of abstraction. 3n ulcer is ;:at you et ountain clibin oer ole:ills 3n unbreakable toy can be used to break ot:er toys. 3n unbreakable toy is useful for breakin ot:er toys. 3nal retentie people don!t ie a crap. 3narc:y is aainst t:e la;. 3narc:y ay not be t:e best for of oernent5 but it!s better t:an no oernent at all. 3natoically Korrect beats Policically Korrect 3L= 3= 3nc:oies? =ou!e ot t:e ;ron an spell y nae 3L>6 (click4 3ncient >reeks ade dolp:in-kil dolp:in-killin lin punis:able by deat:. 3nd 3da asked D9:at!s a eadac:e?D 3nd don!t start a sentence ;it: a conjunction. 3nd >od said5 D!ll buy a o;el.D 3nd >od said* X +] - Re][r5 and t:ere ;as li:t. 3nd :ere!s anot:er clue for you all* E:e ;alrus ;as Paul. 3nd alone a returned to ;a t:e tail. 3nd t:ou:t && :ad probles 3nd if you beliee t:at one5 :ae a c:eap G ini to sell you - E:e sales an 3nd no; a ;ord fro our sponsor...
3nd forE:e soet:in copletely y different. 3 an ;it: buttocks. 3nd no; no;... Carc:. copletel 3nd on t:e seent: day5 e eSited fro append ode. 3nd t:at!s inc:es babe5 not centietres. - @o:nny oles 3nd t:e Cord said !aS;ells Tuations!. 3nd t:ere ;as li:t. 3nd t:e people bo;ed and prayed5 to t:e neon >ods t:ey!d ade. - Paul Iion 3nd t:ere!s :aburer all oer t:e :i:;ay in ystic5 Konnecticut. 3nd t:ey!re off 3nd toorro; ;ill be like today5 only ore so. 3nd you t:ou:t K3/I ent rus:-:our traffic 3nels ;e :ae :eard on i: Eell us to o out and Guy. - Eo Ce:er 3nk: if you loe sis. 3noint5 .* Eo rease a kin or ot:er reat functionary already sufficiently slippery. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 3not:er day5 anot:er s:ain accident. 3not:er ood ni:t not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree. 3not:er nearly-full boS of Iarties 3not:er suc: ictory oer t:e 6oans5 and ;e are undone. 3ns;ers* $1. Korrect ans;ers* $. ub looks* Aree 3ntelope - Ioeone ;:o is aainst all lopes. 3ntelope free;ay--1[, ile. 3nt:ony!s Ca; of Aorce* on!t force itW et a larer :aer. 3nt:ony!s Ca; of t:e 9orks:op* 3ny tool ;:en dropped5 ;ill roll into t:e least accessible corner of t:e ;orks:op. 3ntony5 n.* E:e opposite of t:e ;ord you!re tryin to t:ink of. 3ny clod can :ae t:e facts5 but :ain opinions is an art. - K:arles cKabe 3ny clod can :ae t:e facts5 but :ain opinions is an art. 3ny eScuse ;ill sere a tyrant. - 3esop 3ny eScuse ;ill sere a tyrant. 3ny fool can paint a picture5 but it takes a ;ise person to be able to sell it.
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3ny .K. protected by a fast actin fuse ;ill protect t:e fuse by blo;in first. 3ny landin you can ;alk a;ay fro is a ood one. 3ny an ;:o :ates dos and babies can!t be all bad. 3ny eber introducin a do into t:e Iociety!s preises s:all be
liable to a fine of one pound. 3ny anial leadin a blind person s:all be deeed to be a cat. - 6ule ,85 /Sford Mnion Iociety5 Condon 3ny s:rine is better t:an self-;ors:ip. 3ny sall object t:at is accidentally dropped ;ill :ide under a larer object. 3ny sufficiently adanced tec:noloy is indistinuis:able indistinuis:able fro a ried deo. 3ny sufficiently adanced tec:noloy is indistinuis:able indistinuis:able fro aic. - 3. K. Klarke 3ny sufficiently adanced tec:noloy is indistinuis:able indistinuis:able fro aic. 3ny syste t:at depends on reliability is unreliable. 3ny t;o p:ilosop:ers can tell eac: ot:er all t:ey kno; in t;o :ours. /lier 9endell oles5 @r. 3ny ;oan is a olue if one kno;s :o; to read :er. 3nybody can ;in5 unless t:ere :appens to be a second entry. 3nybody ;:o doesn!t cut :is speed at t:e si:t of a police car is probably parked. 3nybody ;it: oney to burn ;ill easily find soeone to tend t:e fire. 3nyone can :old t:e :el ;:en t:e sea is cal. - Publilius Iyrus 3nyone can :old t:e :el ;:en t:e sea is cal. 3nyone can ;in5 unless t:ere :appens to be a second entry. 3nyone ;ant a burer? t :as c:eese on bot: sides 3nyone ;:o can cope ;it: at:eatics is not fully :uan. 3nyone ;:o cannot cope ;it: at:eatics is not fully :uan. 3t best :e is a tolerable sub:uan ;:o :as learned to ;ear s:oes5 bat:e and not ake esses in t:e :ouse. - Caarus Con5 DEie nou: for CoeD 3nyone ;:o oes to a psyc:iatrist ou:t to :ae :is :ead eSained. Iauel >old;yn
3nyone os and Uids Kan!t be 3ll Gad. 9. K. Aields 3nyone ;:o ;:o :ates is capable of ettin t:eseles ade President s:ould on no account be allo;ed to do t:e job. - oulas 3das5 DE:e itc::iker!s >uide to t:e >alaSyD 3nyt:in can be ade to ;ork if you fiddle ;it: it lon enou:. 3nyt:in done ;:ile :onkin your :orn is leal. - 6ules for driin in Le; =ork 3nyt:in free is ;ort: ;:at you pay for it. 3nyt:in free is ;ort: ;:at you pay for it. 3nyt:in ood in life is eit:er illeal5 ioral5 or fattenin. 3nyt:in is ood and useful if it!s ade of c:ocolate. 3nyt:in is possible5 unless it!s not. 3nyt:in labeled DL9D and[or DP6/VD isn!t. E:e label eans t:e price ;ent up. E:e label D3CC L9D5 DK/PCEC= L9D5 or D>63E L9D eans t:e price ;ent ;ay up. 3nyt:in not nailed do;n is a cat toy... 3nyt:in t:at can o ;r ... # "B Gus rror - Kore 3nyt:in ;ort: doin is ;ort: oerdoin 3nytie t:ins appear to be oin better5 you :ae oerlooked soet:in. 3pat:y rror* on!t bot:er strikin any key. 3ppearances often are deceiin. 3pple Koputer don!t t:reaten us5 ;e can buy t:e out of petty cas:. @o:n 3kers5 G 3pril 1. E:is is t:e day upon ;:ic: ;e are reinded of ;:at ;e are on t:e ot:er t:ree :undred and siSty-four. 3TuadeStrous5 adj.* Possessin t:e ability to turn t:e bat:tub faucet on and off ;it: your toes. - 6ic: all5 DIniletsD 3rc:aeoloists take sediental journeys. 3rc:iedes :ad no principles 3re K:eerios really donut seeds? 3re t:ey ade fro real >irl Icouts? 3re t:ose cookies ade ;it: real >irl Icouts?
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;e near a slau:ter:ouse5 or did you foret your deodorant? ;e not en? you a Ulinon5 or is t:at a turtle on your :ead. you a turtle? you out of y ind?
100.3re you prepared to defend yourself? 100,.3ren!t you lad t:at eeryt:in is oin so soot:ly? 100.36> n. 3bbreiation for DaruentD (to a function45 used so often as to :ae becoe a ne; ;ord. 1008.3ruents are to be aoidedW t:ey are al;ays ular and often conincin. 1007.36I (ar 21 - 3pr 1F4 =ou are t:e pioneer type and :old ost people in contept. =ou are Tuick tepered5 ipatient5 and scornful of adice. =ou are not ery nice. 100<.3rit:etic is bein able to count up to t;enty ;it:out takin off your s:oes. - ickey ouse 100F.3radillo* Eo proide ;eapons to a Ipanis: pickle 1010.3rnold!s Ca;s of ocuentation* (14 f it s:ould eSist5 it doesn!t. (24 f it does eSist5 it!s out of date. (4 /nly docuentation docuentation for useless proras transcends t:e first t;o la;s. 1011.366666666666666666>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1012.36EM6!I C39 /A C/V* People to ;:o you are attracted t:ink you reind t:e of soeone else. 101.3rt:ur!s Ca;s of Coe* (14 People to ;:o you are attracted inariably t:ink you reind t:e of soeone else. (24 E:e loe letter you finally ot t:e courae to send ;ill be delayed in t:e ail lon enou: for you to ake a fool of yourself in person. 101,.3rtificial ntellience is no atc: for natural stupidity 101.3rtistic entures :i:li:ted. 6ob a useu. 1018.3s a coputer5 find your fait: in tec:noloy ausin. 1017.3s easy as .1,1F28<F7F2<,828,<27F02<<,1F718 101<.3s far as t:e la;s of at:eatics refer to reality5 t:ey are not certainW and as far as t:ey are certain5 t:ey do not refer to reality. - 3lbert 101F.3s far asinstein ;e kno;5 our coputer :as neer :ad an undetected error. 9eisert 1020.3s oat:erd learns :is trade by oat5 so ;riter learns :is trade by ;rote. ###1021.3s said before5 neer repeat yself. 1022.3s lon as can reeber5 !e :ad anesia. 102.3s lon as t:e ans;er is ri:t5 ;:o cares if t:e Tuestion is ;ron? 102,.3s lon as ;ar is rearded as ;icked5 it ;ill al;ays :ae its fascination. fascination . 9:en it is looked upon as ular5 it ;ill cease to be popular. - /scar 9ilde 102.3s of neSt ;eek5 pass;ords ;ill be entered in orse code. 1028.3s of neSt ;eek5 pass;ords ;ill be entered in orse code. 1027.3s t:e aSe entered t:e forest5 t:e trees said5 DE:e :andle is one of us.D 102<.3s t:e poet said5 D/nly >od can ake a treeD -- probably because it!s so :ard to fiure out :o; to et t:e bark on. - 9oody 3llen 102F.3s t:e trials of life continue to take t:eir toll5 reeber t:at t:ere is al;ays a future in Koputer aintenance. aintenance. - Lational Capoon5 DeterioradaD 100.3s ;ell look for a needle in a bottle of :ay. 101.3s 9ill 6oers ;ould :ae said5 DE:ere is no suc: t:ins as a free ariable.D 102.3s Reus said to Larcissus5 D9atc: yourself.D 10.3IK and ye s:all receie. 10,.3IK stupid Tuestion5 et stupid 3LI 10.3IK stupid Tuestion... Tuestion... et a stupid 3LI 108.3sk Lot for ;:o t:e Gell Eolls5 and =ou ;ill Pay only t:e Itation-to-Itation Itation-to-Itation rate. 107.3sk not for ;:o t:e telep:one bell tolls ... if t:ou art in t:e bat:tub5 it tolls for t:ee. 10<.3sk your boss to reconsider -- it!s so difficult to take D>o to :ellD for an ans;er. 10F.3ss5 n.* E:e asculine of DlassD. 10,0.3ssuption is t:e ot:er of all scre;ups... 10,1.3stronauts are out to launc:. 10,2.3t a recent eetin in Ino;ass5 Kolorado5 a participant fro Cos 3neles fainted fro :yperoSyenation5 :yperoSyen ation5 and ;e :ad to :old :is :ead
under t:e eS:aust of a bus until :e reied. 10,.3t >roup C5 Itoffel oersees siS first-rate proraers5 a anaerial c:allene rou:ly coparable to :erdin cats. - E:e 9as:inton Post aaine5 @une F5 1F< 10,,.3t t:e end of t:e day5 it!s balls in t:e back of t:e net t:at counts. 10,.3t t:e source of eery error ;:ic: is blaed on t:e coputer you ;ill find at least t;o :uan errors5 includin t:e error of blain it on t:e coputer. 10,8.3t:eis 10,8.3t:eis is a non-prop:et oraniation. 10,7.3tlee is a ery odest an. 3nd ;it: reason. - 9inston K:urc:ill 10,<.3E9//!I A/M6ELE K/6/CC36=* Lo books are lost by lendin eScept t:ose you particularly particularly ;anted to keep. 10,F.3untie . ate you5 :ate Uansas5 takin t:e do. - orot:y. 100.3ural seS produces earass. 101.3uribus teneo lupu. ( :old a ;olf by t:e ears.4 102.3utocracy is based on t:e t:eore t:at one an is sarter t:an any. 10.3ME/NK.G3E 10.3ME/N K.G3E X Cee acocca as a apire. 10,.3utoobile5 n.* 3 four-;:eeled e:icle t:at runs up :ills and do;n pedestrians. 10.3utoobile* 10.3utoo bile* 3 four-;:eeled e:icle t:at runs up :ills and do;n pedestrians. 108.3ert isunderstandin by cal5 poise5 and balance. 107.3oid colloTuial stuff. 10<.3oid coas5 t:at are not necessary. 10F.3oid >/E/s copletely if you can keep t:e prora readable. 1080.3oid oerly pretentious pretentious job titles suc: as DCord of t:e 6eal5 efender of t:e Aait:5 peror of ndiaD or Director of Korporate Plannin.D - E:e /fficial G3 andbook on business cards 1081.3oid uiet and Placid personsDunless you are in Leed of Ileep. persons Lational Capoon5 DeterioradaD Deteriorada 1082.3oid reality at all costs. 108.3oid run-on sentences t:ey are :ard to read. 108,.3oid teporary ariables and strane ;oen. 108.3oid teporary ariables. 1088.3oid t:e Aortran arit:etic A. 1087.3oid trendy locutions t:at sound flaky. 108<.3oid unnecessary branc:es. 108F.3;;;; its just a arless little Gunny 1070.Gacc:us5 n.* 3 conenient deity inented by t:e ancients as an eScuse for ettin drunk. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 1071.Gack Mp y ard rie? Kan!t Aind E:e 6eerse I;itc: 1072.Gack Mp y ard rie? don!t :ae a license yet 107.Gackup - oriinally to take a security copy of a prora or file. Lo; used interc:aeably interc:aeabl y ;it: pirate and steal. 107,.Gackup not found* (34bort (64etry (P4anic 107.Gackup not found* (34bort (64etry (I4ell Koputer 1078.Gad coand or file nae >o stand in t:e corner. 1077.Gad coand or file nae. >o sit in corner. 107<.Gad Koand or Ailenae. /r aybe you scre;ed up. 107F.Gadness 107F.Gadnes s coes in ;aes. 10<0.Gadikian!s 10<0.Gadik ian!s /bseration* Eryin to be a first-rate reporter on t:e aerae 3erican ne;spaper is like tryin to play Gac:!s DIt. att:e; PassionD on a ukelele. 10<1.Gaker!s Airst Ca; of Aederal >eoetry* 3 block rant is a solid ass of oney surrounded on all sides by oernors. 10<2.G3U6!I 10<2.G3U6! I C39* =ou neer ;ant t:e one you can afford. 10<.Gan t:e bob. Iae t:e ;orld for conentional ;arfare. 10<,.Gank error in your faor. Kollect $200. 10<.G36 1. E:e second etasyntactic ariable after A// (T..4 DIuppose ;e :ae t;o functions5 A// and G36. A// calls G36...D 10<8.G36 2. /ften appended to A// to produce A//G36. 10<7.G363K!I 10<7.G363K !I 6MC* 3n alco:olic is a person ;:o drinks ore t:an :is o;n p:ysician. 10<<.Garac:!s 10<<.Garac: !s 6ule* 3n alco:olic is a person ;:o drinks ore t:an :is o;n p:ysician. 10<F.Garney and Gaby Gop MIE
10F0.Garnu ;as ;ron....it!s ore like eery 0 seconds 10F1.Garoeter5 n.* 3n inenious instruent ;:ic: indicates ;:at kind of ;eat:er ;e are :ain. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 10F2.Gart:!s 10F2.Gart:! s istinction* E:ere are t;o types of people* t:ose ;:o diide people into t;o types5 and t:ose ;:o don!t. 10F.Garuc:!s /bseration* f all you :ae is a :aer5 eeryt:in looks like a nail. 10F,.Gase 10 nubers are still not accepted by a nuber of older people ;:o re; up ;it: s:illins and cro;ns. 10F.Gase 2 is a difficult base for coputers to perfor arit:etic in5 particularly particularl y if t:e task inoles ariables5 neatie5 fiSed or floatin point nubers. 10F8.Gasic 3irline Alyin* Ueep t:e pointy end for;ard 10F7.G3IK is to coputer prorain as DT;ertyD is to typin. 10F<.G3IK isn!tW K stands for Konfusin... 10FF.Gasic5 n.* 3 prorain lanuae. 6elated to certain social diseases in t:at t:ose ;:o :ae it ;ill not adit it in polite copany. 1100.GGI* a et:od to triple your p:one bill. 1101.Ge a better psyc:iatrist and t:e ;orld ;ill beat a psyc:opat: to your door. 1102.Ge a better psyc:iatrist and t:e ;orld ;ill beat a psyc:opat: to your door. 110.Ge affectionate to one ;:o adores you. 110,.G 3C6E (E:e ;orld needs ore lerts ...4 110.Ge alert5 t:e ;orld needs ore lerts. 1108.Ge assured t:at a ;alk t:rou: t:e ocean of ost Iouls ;ould scarcely et your Aeet ;et. Aall not in Coe5 t:erefore* it ;ill stick to your face. - Lational Capoon5 DeterioradaD DeterioradaD 1107.Ge bot: a speaker of ;ords a doer deeds. 110<.Ge braer. =ou cannot cross and a c:as inof t;o sall jups. 110F.Ge careful s it classified? 1110.Ge careful of readin :ealt: books5 you i:t die of a isprint. ark E;ain 1111.Ge careful ;:at you ;is: for5 you i:t et it. 1112.Ge careful ;:en a loop eSits to t:e sae place fro side and botto. 111.Ge careful5 t:e last person usin t:is keyboard :ad a terinal disease. 111,.Ge cautious in your daily affairs. 111.Ge c:eerful ;:ile you are alie. 1118.Ge different* confor. 1117.Ge eScellent to eac: ot:er.. 111<.Ge free and open and breey njoy E:ins ;on!t et any better so et used to it. 111F.Ge :appy ;it: t:e real pleasures in life. 1120.Ge kind to your inferiors5 if you can find any. 1121.Ge oderate ;:ere pleasure is concerned5 aoid fatiue. 1122.Ge Lice to =our neies5 t ries E:e Luts. 112.Ge patient ;it: t:ose ;:o are slo;er t:an you5 for t:ey ake you look better. 112,.Ge security conscious - Lational defense is at stake. 112.Ge seein you. 1128.Ge self-reliant and your success is assured. 1127.Ge sure to treat your assuptions as t:ou: t:ey are reality. 112<.Ge aliant5 but not too enturous. Cet t:y attire be coely5 but not costly. 112F.Ge ;ary of stron drink. t can ake you s:oot at taS collectors and iss - Caarus Con5 DEie nou: for CoeD 110.Ge ;e;y ;e;y Tuiet...! :untin 9oulins 111.Gea e aboard Icotty. 3ye5 ;ill a 2S, do captain? 112.Gea e up Icotty. E:ere!s no intellient intellient life do;n :ere. - Kapt. @aes E. Uirk 11.Gea 11,.Gea 11.Gea 118.Gea 117.Gea
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up Icotty. E:is isn!t t:e en!s roo. up5 Icotty5 but leae t:e ot:ers :ere. up5 Icotty5 E:is planet sucks up5 Icotty. E:ere!s no intellient life do;n :ere. - @.E. Uirk up5 Icotty
11<.Gea e up5 t:ere!s no intellient life :ere 11F.Geat e5 ;:ip e5 ake e read y ail 11,0.Geauty and :arony are as necessary to you as t:e ery breat: of life. 11,1.Geauty is in t:e eye of t:e beer :older.... 11,2.Geauty is only skin deep5 but uly oes clean to t:e bone. 11,.Geauty is only skin deep5 but uly oes clear to t:e bone. 11,,.Geauty seldo recoends one to anot:er. 11,.Gecause 11,.Gecaus e t:e ;ine reebers. 11,8.Gedfello;s ake strane politicians. 11,7.GACC/9I 11,7.GAC C/9I 6MC* E:e one ;:o snores ;ill fall asleep first. 11,<.Geen Eransferred Cately? 11,F.Geep nalid nput. take only cas:.... 110.Geer isn!t just for breakfast anyore. - Guper sticker ###111.Gefore ###111.Gef ore borro;in oney fro a friend5 decide ;:ic: you need ore. 112.Gears 112.Gear s s:ould be no c:oosers. 11.Gein ;ell5 end badlyW bein badly5 end ;orse. 11,.Ge:aioris is t:e art of pullin :abits out 11.Ge:aiorist psyc:oloy -- pullin :abits out of rats. 118.Ge:ind eery aruent is soeone!s inorance. 117.Ge:ind eery succesfull an is ;oan ;it: not:in to ;ear 11<.Ge:ind eery successful an you!ll find a ;oan ;it: not:in to ;ear. 11F.Ge:ind your back5 your colleaues are talkin about @eckyl and yde. 1180.Ge:old t:e ;arranty ... t:e bold print iet: and t:e fine print taket: a;ay. 1181.Geifeld!s 1181.Geifel d!s Principle* E:e probability of a youn an eetin a desirable and receptie youn feale increases by pyraidal proression ;:en :e is already in t:e copany of* (14 a date5 (24 :is ;ife5 (4 a better lookin and ric:er ale friend. 1182.Gein natural a pose.Stra is booted off t:e . 118.Gein one an is toosiply any5 nsin 118,.Gell Cabs MniS -- 6eac: out and rep soeone. 118.GLKE!I 118.GL KE!I P6LKPC (forerly M6P=!I LLE K/6/CC36=4* Lature al;ays sides ;it: t:e :idden fla;. 1188.G6=C!I 1188.G6=C! I C39* E:e DK/LIM6 6P/6ED on t:e ite ;ill coe out a ;eek after you buy t:e ite. 1187.Gest file copression around DC &.&D - 100B cop. 118<.Gest file copressor around* C &.& (100B copression4 118F.Getter dead t:an ello;. 1170.Getter late t:an neer. 1171.Getter liin a bear t:an buried an eperor. 1172.Getter to send ten abulances ;:en t:ey are not needed t:an one ;:en it is. 117.Getter to use edicines at t:e outset t:an at t:e last oent. 117,.Get;een t;o eils5 al;ays pick t:e one you neer tried before. 117.Ge;are lo; flyin ducks 1178.Ge;are of a dark-:aired an ;it: a loud tie. 1177.Ge;are of a tall dark an ;it: a spoon up :is nose. 117<.Ge;are of all enterprises t:at reTuire ne; clot:es. 117F.Ge;are of Gifoot 11<0.Ge;are of friends ;:o are false and deceitful. 11<1.Ge;are of >eeks bearin ifs. 11<2.Ge;are of eeks bearin raft. 11<.Ge;are of >eeks bearin rifts. 11<,.Ge;are of lo; flyin butterflies. 11<.Ge;are of lo;-flyin butterflies. 11<8.Ge;are of lo;-flyin rocks. 11<7.Ge;are of Proraers ;:o carry scre;driers. - Ceonard Grand;ein 11<<.Ge;are of proraers ;:o carry scre;driers. 11<F.Ge;are of Tuantu ducks. uark uark 11F0.Ge;are of t:e an ;:o kno;s t:e ans;er before :e understands t:e Tuestion. 11F1.Ge;are of t:e Eurin Ear-pit in ;:ic: eeryt:in is possible but not:in of interest is easy. 11F2.Ge;are t:e leless an ;:o teac:es runnin. 11F.Ge;are t:e an ;it: ;:ite feat:ers and an orane out:5 for :e is a duck in disuise.
11F,.Ge;are t:e ne; EE= code 11F.Ge;are t:e t:irty-first of Loeber. 11F8.G:larneyItone* Aor benc:arkin apour;are. 11F7.Gi t:ins coe in .9U packaes. 11F<.Giay is :ain one spouse too any. onoay is t:e sae. 11FF.Giest 11FF.Gies t security ap - an open out:. 1200.Gill >ates ade $8. Gillion sellin us I-/I? 1201.Ginary5 adj.* Possessin t:e ability to :ae friends of bot: seSes. 1202.Giorap:y* /ne of t:e terrors of deat:. 120.Gioloy 120.Giolo y ro;s on you. 120,.Gipolar5 adj.* 6efers to soeone ;:o :as :oes in Loe5 3laska5 and Guffalo5 Le; =ork 120.Gird lies. 1208.Girt:5 n.* E:e first and direst of all disasters. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 1207.Gi is better. 120<.Giarreness 120<.Giarr eness is t:e essence of t:e eSotic ###120F.Glackberries are red ;:en t:ey are reen. 1210.Gla:. 1211.Glessed are t:e >reeks 1212.Glessed are t:e eek5 for t:ey s:all in:ibit t:e eart:. 121.Glessed 121.Glesse d are t:ey t:at run around in circles5 for t:ey s:all be kno;n as ;:eels. 121,.Glessed 121,.Glesse d are t:ey ;:o >o 3round in Kircles5 for t:ey I:all be Uno;n as 9:eels. 121.Glessed 121.Glesse d our youn t:ey ;ill in:erit our national debt. 1218.GCII is inorance. 1217.Glood is t:icker t:an ;ater5 and uc: tastier. 121<.Glood t:ickerof t:an ;ater5 and uc: tastier. 121F.Glo; - is opposite Gu. 1220.Gluerass 1220.Gluer ass is not just a ;eed. 1221.G/KUC3>!I C39* e ;:o lau:s last probably didn!t et t:e joke. 1222.Goldly oin Aor;ard because ;e can!t find 6eerse 122.Goldly oin ;:ere no ode :as one before... ###122,.f you!re feelin ood5 don!t ;orry. =ou!ll et oer it. 122.Golub!s Aourt: Ca; of Koputerdo* Project teas detest ;eekly proress reportin because it so iidly anifests t:eir lack of proress. 1228.Gond. @aes Gond. - Pick up line 1227.G//G!I C39* (fro M6P=!I C394* =ou al;ays find soet:in t:e last place you look. 122<.Goob!s Ca;* =ou al;ays find soet:in in t:e last place you look. 122F.Gookie - pickpocket ;:o lets you use your o;n :ands. 120.Gore5 n.* 3 person ;:o talks ;:en you ;is: :i to listen. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 121.Goren!s Ca;s* (14 9:en in c:are5 ponder. (24 9:en in trouble5 deleate. (4 9:en in doubt5 uble. 122.Gor pire* Tual opportunity 3ssiilator 12.Gor ail 6eader 2.1a Ealine t:eft is futile. 12,.Gor ail 6eader 2.1a Ealines are irreleent. 12.Gor sayin* 9e cae. 9e absorbed. 9e left. 128.Gor spreads:eet prora* Cocutus 1-2- 127.Gor spreads:eet* Cocutus 1-2- 12<.Gor? 9:ere? don!t se&(#$#..L/ K3666 12F.GorGurers - 9e do it our ;ayW your ;ay is irreleant. 12,0.GorGurers* 9e do it /M6 ;ay. =ours is irreleant 12,1.Gor/I 12,1.Gor/ I .0 - 3ssiilate 3not:er? =[n% 12,2.Gorer Uin - 9e do it our ;ay =our ;ay is irreleant 12,.Gorer Uin* ae it our ;ay. =our ;ay is irreleant. 12,,.Gorer Uin* 9e do it our ;ay. =ours is irreleant. 12,.Goss spelled back;ards is Ddouble-I/GD 12,8.Goss5 n.* 3ccordin to t:e /Sford nlis: ictionary5 in t:e iddle 3es t:e ;ords DbossD and Dbotc:D ;ere larely synonyous5 eScept t:at boss5 in addition to eanin Da superisor of ;orkersD also eant Dan ornaental stud.D
12,7.Goston5 n.* Cud;i an Geet:oen bein jeered by 05000 sports fans 12,7.Goston5 for finis:in second in t:e ris: ji copetition. copetition . 12,<.Got: of :is feet are firly planted in t:e air. 12,F.Go; do;n to 6ick 9akean 120.Goy5 n.* 3 noise ;it: dirt on it. 121.Goycott Klock;ork Peac:. 122.Goycott 122.Goycot t eat - suck your t:ub. 12.Grady!s Airst Ca; of Proble Iolin* 9:en confronted by a difficult proble5 you can sole it ore easily by reducin it to t:e Tuestion5 Do; ;ould t:e Cone 6aner :ae :andled t:is?D 12,.Grain isenaedW Kall Gack Eoorro;. 12.Grain fried -- Kore duped 128.Grain fried -- eory duped. 127.Grain5 n.* E:e apparatus ;it: ;:ic: ;e t:ink t:at ;e t:ink. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 12<.Grain5 . as in Dto brainD%* Eo rebuke bluntly5 but not pointedlyW to dispel a source of error in an opponent. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 12F.G63L.K/ 12F.G63L. K/ file closed. (34rue (64etry (A4oret t 1280.Grain* apparatus used to t:ink ;e t:ink. 1281.Greak up a relations:ip - buy a coputer 1282.G63UA3IE.K/ alted... Kereal Port Lot 6espondin. 128.G63UA3IE.K/ alted...Kereal Port Lot 6espondin. 128,.Greakin 9indo;s isn!t just for kids anyore... 128.Greast Aeedin s:ould not be attepted by fat:ers ;it: :airy c:ests5 since t:ey can ake t:e baby sneee and ie it ;ind. - ike ardin5 DE:e 3rc:air 3narc:ist!s 3lanacD 1288.Great: eep5 E:e >at:erin >loo... 1287.G63!I 6MC* 3t any eent5 t:e people ;:ose seats are fart:est fro t:e aisle arrie last. 128<.Greedin rabbits is a :are raisin eSperience. 128F.Gride5 n.* 3 ;oan ;it: a fine prospect of :appiness be:ind :er. 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 1270.Grin :oe t:e bacon? KU Grou:t t:e P> 1271.Grin e a bu and ;ill puel it to pieces. 1272.Grinin coputers into t:e :oe ;on!t c:ane eit:er one5 but ay reitalie t:e corner saloon. 127.G6LEL3CC!I C39* f you are ien t;o contradictory orders5 obey t:e bot:. 127,.Groad-indedness5 n.* E:e result of flattenin :i:-indedness out. 127.G6/UL adj. 1. Lot ;orkin properly (of proras4. 2. Ge:ain stranelyW especially (of people45 eS:ibitin eStree depression. 1278.Grook!s Ca;* 3ddin anpo;er to a late soft;are project akes it later 1277.Grooke!s Ca;* 9:eneer a syste becoes copletely defined5 soe dan fool discoers soet:in ;:ic: eit:er abolis:es t:e syste or eSpands it beyond reconition. 127<.Gubble eory5 eory5 n.* 3 deroatory ter5 usually referrin to a person!s intellience. intellienc e. Iee also Dacuu tubeD. 127F.Gucy!s Ca;* Lot:in is eer accoplis:ed by a reasonable an. 12<0.Guenos dias. ^K_o est`s? 12<1.Guffalo is not just t:e nae of an anial. 12<2.Guffer - eber of 9:ite:all entleans club. 3lternatiely5 a place to store data teporarily until a processor is ready for it. 12<.GMAA6IX7 12<.GMAA6 IX7 ACIX5 2nd o;n5 ,t: Tuarter5 yards to o 12<,.Gu - ;:en your coputer tells you 2+2XEMI3= you :ae a bu. Iee Aeature. 12<.GM> fro telep:one terinoloy5 Dbus in a telep:one cableD5 blaed for noisy lines.% n. 3n un;anted and unintended (and undesirable4 property of a prora. Iee A3EM6. 12<8.Gu5 n.* 3n aspect of a coputer prora ;:ic: eSists because t:e P6/>636 ;as t:inkin about @ubo @acks or stock options ;:en s[:e ;rote t:e prora. 12<7.Gu* Iall liin t:ins t:at sall liin boys t:ro; on sall liin irls. 12<<.Gus are sons of litc:es 12<F.Guild a syste een a fool can use5 and only a fool ;ill use it.
12F0.Gulls:it etector. 9:en alar sounds5 please re-enae your brain. 12F1.Gureaucrat5 n.* 3 politician ;:o :as tenure. 12F2.Gureaucratic oraniation is like a septic tank* t:e bi c:unks rise to t:e top 12F.Gureaucrats do not c:ane t:e course of t:e s:ip of state. E:ey erely adjust t:e copass. 12F,.Gus error -- Kore duped 12F.Gusiness ;ill be eit:er better or ;orse. --Kalin Koolide 12F8.Gut Kaptain--t:e Kaptain--t:e enines can!t take t:is uc: loner 12F7.Gut does Go kno; double diaonds? 12F<.Gut don!t like Ipa 12FF.Gut t:ou:t =/M did t:e backups... 100.Gut in our ent:usias5 ;e could not resist a radical oer:aul of t:e syste5 in ;:ic: all of its ajor ;eaknesses :ae been eSposed5 analyed5 and replaced ;it: ne; ;eaknesses. ;eaknesses. - Gruce Ceerett5 D6eister 3llocation in /ptiiin KopilersD 101.Gut of course5 it &is& only y opinion. 102.Gut scientists5 ;:o ou:t to kno; 3ssure us t:at it ust be so. /:5 let us neer5 neer doubt 9:at nobody is sure about. - ilaire Gelloc 10.Gut soft you5 t:e fair /p:elia* /pe not t:y ponderous and arble ja;s5 Gut et t:ee to a nunnery -- o - ark DE:e GardD E;ain 10,.Gut soft5 ;:at bird t:rou: yonder ;indo; breaks? 10.Gut t:en sa; :er face5 no; ! a belieer. - E:e onkeys 108.Gut 9indo;s bas:in is y job... 107.Gut you s:all not escape y iabics. 10<.Guy 3da:l Itock to o up 100 points neSt ;eek. 10F.Guy lo;5 sell :i:. 110.GMRR . Eo run in a ery ti:t loop5 per:aps ;it:out uarantee of ettin out. 111.Gy doin just a little eery day5 you can radually let t:e task copletely oer;:el you. 112.Gy failin to prepare5 you are preparin to fail. 11.Gy follo;in t:e ood5 you learn to be ood. 11,.Gy nature5 en are nearly alikeW by practice5 t:ey et to be far apart. 11.Gy protractin life5 ;e do not deduct one jot fro t:e duration of deat:. 118.Gy t:e yard5 life is :ard. Gy t:e inc:5 it!s a cinc:. 117.Gye Uids 11<.G=6L!I 11<.G=6L! I C39 /A K/LK6EL>* 9:en you pour5 it rains. 11F.K prora run5 K prora cras:5 K proraer cry. 120.K5 n.* 3 prorain lanuae t:at is sort of like Pascal eScept ore like assebly eScept t:at it isn!t ery uc: like eit:er one5 or anyt:in else. t is eit:er t:e best lanuae aailable to t:e art today5 or it isn!t. - 6ay Iiard 121.K*'GCA6= 121.K*'GC A6= is ;:ere keep y .G3E files """oo""" 122.K*'3IC.N crosslinked ;[IE6II.K/--6IKM?(y[n4 12.K*'/I K*'/I'6ML 6ML'/I'6ML 12,.K*'/I K*'/I'6ML K*'/I'K63I 12.K*'/I K*'/I'6ML K*'/I'6ML'9L/9I K*'/I'6ML'IC/9 128.K*'/I K*'/I'6ML K*'/I'6ML'3MKU 127.K3 buper sticker* Koer e5 ! c:anin lanes. 12<.Kabbae5 n.* 3 failiar kitc:en-arden eetable about as lare and ;ise as a an!s :ead. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 12F.Ka:n!s 3Sio* 9:en all else fails5 read t:e instructions. 10.Kalifornia is a fine place to lie -- if you :appen to be an orane. Ared 3llen 11.Kalifornians 11.Kalifo rnians are not ;it:out t:eir faults. 12.Kall on >od5 but ro; a;ay fro t:e rocks. - ndian proerb 1.Kan anyone reeber ;:en t:e ties ;ere not :ard5 and oney not scarce? 1,.Kan anyt:in be sadder t:an ;ork left unfinis:ed? =es5 ;ork neer beun. 1.Kan buy you a drink5 or do you just ;ant t:e oney? - Pick up line 18.Kan you do t:e Picard aneuer in a >rand 3? 17.Kan you read a punc:ed card5 lookin at t:e :oles?
1<.Kan you ;:istle 00 baud? 1F.Kan you ;:istle a telep:one nuber? 1,0.Kan!t learn to do it ;ell? Cearn to enjoy doin it badly 1,1.Kan!t open [usr[lib[fortunes. 1,2.Kanada Gill @one!s otto* t!s orally ;ron to allo; suckers to keep t:eir oney. 1,.Kanada Post doesn!t really c:are 2 cents for a stap. t!s 2 cents for postae and 0 cents for storae. - >erald 6ean5 Kabinet inister5 12[1[< Ainancial Post 1,,.Kanada* 1,,.Kanada * a fe; acres of sno;. - Voltaire 1,.Kanadian /I propt* ?'J 1,8.Kanadian /I* D=er sure5 e:?D y[n% 1,7.K3LK6 (@une 21 - @uly 224 =ou are sypat:etic and understandin to ot:er people!s probles. E:ey t:ink you are a sucker. =ou are al;ays puttin t:ins off. E:at!s ;:y you!ll neer ake anyt:in of yourself. ost ;elfare recipients are Kancer people. 1,<.Kandy s dandy Gut liTuor s Tuicker. - /den Las: 1,F.Kannot fork -- try aain. 10.Kannot open [usr[aes[lib[fortunes. 11.K3P6K/6L (ec 2 - @an 1F4 =ou are conseratie and afraid of takin risks. =ou don!t do uc: of anyt:in and are lay. E:ere :as neer been a Kapricorn of any iportance. Kapricorns s:ould aoid standin still for too lon as t:ey take root and becoe trees. 12.Kaptain 12.Kaptai n E:e M36Es kenna! take t:ese speeds 1.Kaptain ... one .. :arless ... little ... Eribble? 1,.Kaptain Penny!s Ca;* =ou can fool all of t:e people soe of t:e tie5 and soe of t:e people all of t:e tie5 but you Kan!t Aool o. 1.Kaptain please5 not in front of t:e Ulinons. 18.Kaptain Ioeone :as snorted all t:e dilit:iu crystals. 17.Kaptain!s 17.Kaptai n!s Co5 star date 21*,.. 1<.Kaptain5 need to kill soeone. \ 9orf 1F.Kaptain5 protest. a L/E a erry an - 9orf 180.Kaptain5 p:asers and p:otons do;n5 et t:e :and p:aser out 181.Kaptain5 please. Lot in front of t:e Ulinons. 182.Kaptain5 182.Kaptai n5 t:e M36Es ;on!t take t:is Ipeed 18.Kaptain5 ;e :ae enaed datasc:lurp ode 18,.Karpe die5 Tua iniu credula postero orace (< GK4 18.Karpe ie. 188.Kauliflo;er 188.Kaulif lo;er is not:in but Kabbae ;it: a Kollee ducation. - ark E;ain 187.Kaution* breat:in ay be :aardous to your :ealt:. 18<.Kaution* E:is stuff is addictie... 18F.Kaortin about like t:at isn!t proper be:aior. - Picard 170.KK -> -3 -R CC/.K >//G=.K 3GG=.K 6/3.K - ennis . 6itc:ie 171.KK::eecckk yyoouurr dduupplleeSS ss;;iittcc::.. 172.KK::eecckk yyoouurr dduupplleeSS ss;;iittcc::.. 17.Kelebrate annibal ay t:is year. Eake an elep:ant to lunc:. 17,.Kelebrate 17,.Kelebr ate annibal ay today. Eake an elep:ant to lunc:. 17.Kelibacy is :ereditary. 178.Kelibacy is not :ereditary. 177.Kensors:ip is soet:in do like 17<.Kensus Eaker to ouse;ife* id you eer :ae t:e easles5 and5 if so5 :o; any? 17F.Kenter eetin at , p in 2K-,. 1<0.Kereal Uiller Itrikes 3ain Kap!n Krunc: found dead... 1<1.Kertainly t:ere are t:ins in life t:at oney can!t buy5 but it!s ery funny-- id you eer try buyin t:en ;it:out oney? - /den Las: 1<2.K:ance faours t:e prepared ind. - Couis Pasteur 1<.K:ane your t:ou:ts and you c:ane your ;orld. 1<,.K:aparral 1<,.K:apar ral - 3 en only arral. 1<.K:aracter 1<.K:arac ter ensity* t:e nuber of ery ;eird people in t:e office. 1<8.K:arity 1<8.K:arit y beins at :oe. 1<7.K:arity* a t:in t:at beins at :oe and usually stays t:ere. 1<<.K:arlie don!t surf - Kol. Uilore (3pocalypse Lo;4 1<F.K:ar is a ;ay of ettin a DyesD ;it:out :ain asked any clear Tuestion.
1F0.K36L/KU!I C39* =ou neer really learn to s;ear until you learn to drie. 1F1.K:astity is its o;n punis:ent. 1F2.K:eap t:ins are of no alue5 aluable t:ins are not c:eap. 1F.K:eck aain to ake sure it!s not loaded. 1F,.KE!I C3LE* f you :elp a friend in need :e!s sure to reeber you - t:e neSt tie :e!s in need. 1F.K:eicals5 n.* LoSious substances fro ;:ic: odern foods are ade. 1F8.K:eistry 1F8.K:eis try professors neer die5 t:ey just fail to react. 1F7.K:eistry 1F7.K:eis try professors neer die5 t:ey just sell t:at ;ay 1F<.K:eists :ae solutions. 1FF.K:eists really kno; t:eir bisut:. 1,00.K/PI! C39* Lot:in eer ets built on sc:edule or ;it:in budet. 1,01.K:icao5 n.* 9:ere t:e dead still ote ... early and often 1,02.K:icken 1,02.K:icke n feed is ;:at ost of our nest es :ae turned into. 1,0.K:icken 1,0.K:icke n Cittle ;as ri:t. 1,0,.K:icken 1,0,.K:icke n Cittle ;as ri:t. 1,0.K:icken Ioup5 n.* 3n ancient iracle dru containin eTual parts of aureoycin5 cocaine5 interferon5 and ECK. E:e only ailent c:icken soup can!t cure is neurotic dependence on one!s ot:er. - 3rt:ur Laian5 Dery >oy!s >uide to =iddis:D 1,08.K:ildren 1,08.K:ildr en are natural iic ;:o act like t:eir parents despite eery effort to teac: t:e ood anners. 1,07.K:ildren aren!t :appy ;it:out soet:in to inore5 3nd t:at!s ;:at parents ;ere created for. - /den Las: 1,0<.K:ildren :ae ore need of odels t:an of critics. 1,0F.K:ildren seldo isTuote you. n fact5 t:ey usually repeat ;ord for ;ord ;:at you s:ouldn!t :ae said. 1,10.K:ildren* Pure loe contained in soft packaes. 1,11.K:inese sayin* De ;:o speak ;it: forked tonue5 not need c:opsticks.D 1,12.K:ipunks roastin on an open fire... 1,1.K:is!s 1,1.K:is! s Ca; of Kopletion* E:e aount of tie reTuired to coplete a oernent project is precisely eTual to t:e lent: of tie already spent on it. 1,1,.K:isol!s Airst Korollary to urp:y!s Iecond Ca;* 9:en t:ins just can!t possibly et any ;orse5 t:ey ;ill. 1,1.K:o;n up. K:o; do;n. 1,18.K:rist* 3 an ;:o ;as born at least 5000 years a:ead of :is tie. 1,17.K:urc:ill!s 1,17.K:urc: ill!s Koentary on an* an ;ill occasionally stuble oer t:e trut:5 but ost of t:e tie :e ;ill pick :iself up and continue on. ###1,1<.Kiarette* 3 fire at one end5 a fool at t:e ot:er5 and a bit of tobacco in bet;een. 1,1F.Kineuck5 n.* E:e cobination of popcorn5 soda5 and elted c:ocolate ;:ic: coers t:e floors of oie t:eaters. - 6ic: all5 DIniletsD 1,20.Kircular efinition* see efinition5 Kircular. 1,21.Kircustances rule enW en do not rule circustances. 1,22.Klaraoiant 1,22.Klara oiant eetin canceled due to unforseen eents. 1,2.Klark Uent is a transestite. 1,2,.KC36U!I 1,2,.KC36U! I C39* 1,2.Klassified aterial reTuires proper storae. 1,28.Kleanliness 1,28.Kleanl iness is neSt to ipossible. 1,27.Kleanliness 1,27.Kleanl iness is neSt to ipossible. 1,2<.Kleanliness 1,2<.Kleanl iness is neSt to ipossible. 1,2F.Kleats - Aro D101 MII A/6 3 3 K6/P6/KII/6D 1,0.Kleeland 1,0.Kleel and still lies. >od ust be dead. 1,1.Klick..Klick..Klick..an /ut of talines 1,2.Kliate is ;:at you eSpect. 9eat:er is ;:at you et. 1,.Klones are people t;o. 1,,.Klones are people t;o. 1,.Klonin 1,.Klonin is t:e sincerest for of flattery. 1,8.Klonin is t:e sincerest for of flattery. 1,8.Klonin 1,7.Klosin on s:ip taret. usic on Aire a;ay 1,<.Klot:es 1,<.Klot:e s ake t:e an. Laked people :ae little or no influence on society. - ark E;ain 1,F.Koastal access5 neSt left.
1,,0.Kobol proraers are do;n in t:e dups. 1,,1.Kobol proraers proraers understand ;:y ;oen :ate periods. 1,,2.Kobol proras are an eSercise in artificial ineleance. 1,,.Kocaine -- t:e t:inkin an!s ristan. 1,,,.Koffee in nland is just toasted ilk. 1,,.K/AA.K/ not found* (34bort5 (64e:eat5 (I4nooe 1,,8.Koito coito ero coito su -- D t:ink t:at t:ink5 t:erefore t:ink t:at a.D - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 1,,7.Koito ero coito 1,,<.Koli l!attio Koli l!attio. 1,,F.K/E-M6P=!I IE3ELE /L E P/96 /A L>3EV ELUL>* t is ipossible for an optiist to be pleasantly surprised. 1,0.K/U I E 1,1.Kold pia* t:e eneric breakfast 1,2.Kold5 adj.* 9:en t:e local flas:ers are :andin out ;ritten descriptions. 1,.Kold5 adj.* 9:en t:e politicians ;alk around ;it: t:eir :ands in t:eir o;n pockets. 1,,.Kole!s la;* t:inly sliced cabbae. 1,.Kollaboration5 1,.Kollab oration5 n.* 3 literary partners:ip based on t:e false assuption t:at t:e ot:er fello; can spell. 1,8.Kolorless reen ideas sleep furiously. 1,7.Kolard!s Coical Preises* 3ll probabilities are 0B. it:er a t:in ;ill :appen or it ;on!t. 1,<.Kolard!s 1,<.Kolar d!s Mnconscionable Koentary* E:is is especially true ;:en dealin ;it: soeone you!re attracted to. 1,F.Koe on do;n to 2F2 K:esterille 6d5 oorabbin5 oorabbin5 and let e5 do it ri:t for =/M 1,80.Koe5 eery frustu lons to be a cone5 3nd eery ector dreas of atrices. ark to t:e entle radient of t:e breee* t ;:ispers of a ore erodic one. - Itanisla; Ce5 DKyberiadD 1,81.Koe5 let us :asten to a :i:er plane5 9:ere dyads tread t:e fairy fields of Venn5 E:eir indices bedecked fro one to n5 Koinled in an endless arko c:ain - Itanisla; Ce5 DKyberiadD 1,82.Koin Ioon ouse Iupport for dlin 1,8.Koin Ioon. ouse Iupport for Eurbo dlin 1,8,.Koin Ioon. ouse Iupport for Eurbo dlin 1,8.Koin Ioon... Eurbo dlin 1,88.Koin soon* Let;are for Lintendo 1,87.Koand 1,87.Koan d - used to instruct coputers. Msually elicits t:e response DIyntaS errorD. 1,8<.Koand5 1,8<.Koan d5 n.* Itateent presented by a :uan and accepted by a coputer in suc: a anner as to ake t:e :uan feel as if :e is in control. 1,8F.K/LE 1,8F.K/L E /:5 life is a lorious cycle of son5 3 edley of eSteporaneaW eSteporane aW 3nd loe is t:in t:at can neer o ;ronW 3nd a arie of 6ouania. - orot:y Parker 1,70.Koit t:e oldest sins t:e ne;est kind of ;ays. 1,71.Koitent5 n.* Koitent can be illustrated by a breakfast of :a and es. E:e c:icken ;as inoled5 t:e pi ;as coitted. 1,72.Koon sense is t:e collection of prejudices acTuired by ae ei:teen. - 3lbert instein 1,7.Kounis* 9:at!s not illeal5 is copulsory. 1,7,.Kopetence al;ays contains t:e seeds of incopetence. 1,7.Koplaints? 9rite t:e :ere leibly % O1,78.Kopress - Aeale of Koperor. 1,77.Koputer actors ;ill neer be reatW t:ey only et bit parts 1,7<.Koputer enineers do it bit by bit. 1,7F.Koputer Cie #1* =ou!ll neer use all t:at disk space. 1,<0.Koputer proraers do it byte by byte 1,<1.Koputer proraers neer die5 t:ey just et lost in t:e processin. 1,<2.Koputer Icience is erely t:e post-Eurin decline in foral systes t:eory. 1,<.Koputer5 1,<,.Koputers 1,<.Koputers 1,<8.Koputers
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until pipin :ot. GP E:ey only t:ink t:ey are. E:ey only t:ink t:ey are. E:ey only t:ink t:ey are
1,<7.Koputers are /M6 business5 our /LC= business 1,<<.Koputers 1,<<.Koput ers 36 t:e future. /: t:e future looks ri 1,<F.Koputers are unreliable5 but :uans are een ore unreliable. 1,F0.Koputers can neer replace :uan stupidity. 1,F1.Koputers can neer replace :uan stupidity. 1,F2.Koputers unite you :ae not:in to lose but your operators. 1,F.Kon !sta pioia e con !sto ento c:i e! c:e bossa a !sto conento? 1,F,.Konceit causes ore conersation t:an ;it. - Ca6ouc:efoucauld 1,F.Koncentrate 1,F.Koncen trate on security. 1,F8.Koncept5 n.* 3ny DideaD for ;:ic: an outside consultant billed you ore t:an $25000. 1,F7.Kondense soup5 not books 1,F<.Konditional jups is ;:en you tell t:e coputer to o to a certain place. Mnconditional is if you put it in t:e ;ron place so t:e coputer oes to t:e ;ron place. 1,FF.Konfession is ood for t:e soul only in t:e sense t:at a t;eed coat is ood for dandruff. - Peter de Vries 100.Konfession is ood for t:e soul5 but bad for your career. 101.Konfidence is tellin soeone :o; to use :is E;it Ailter. 102.Konfidence is t:e feelin you :ae before you understand t:e situation. 10.Konfidence is t:e feelin you :ae before you understand t:e situation. 10,.Konfidence is t:e feelin you :ae before you understand t:e situation. 10.Konfucius say* D :ae no tie for onks resistin t:e carnialD 108.Konfuse people* start akin sense. 107.Konfusion is al;ays increasin in society. 10<.Konfusticate and bebot:er t:ese d;ares 10F.Konratulations E:e pressure ;ill stop soon. 110.Konratulations =ou are t:e 1857775218t: user to loin to our syste. 111.Konratulations =ou are t:e one-illiont: user to lo into our syste. 112.Konratulations =ou :ae no; used up anot:er 20 :ours of KPM tie. 11.Konratulations 11.Konra tulations ata5 it!s a irl. Eroy - E:e /ffsprin 11,.K/Lress 11,.K/Lre ss (n4 - /pposite of P6/ress 11.K/LL/6!I IK/L C39* f soet:in is confidential it ;ill be left in t:e copier ac:ine. 118.Konscience is t:e inner oice t:at ;arns us soebody is lookin - . C. encken 117.Konscience is ;:at :urts ;:en eeryt:in else feels so ood. 11<.Konseratis is t:e ;ors:ip of dead reolutions. 11F.Konsider your reputation. Ery c:anin your nae and oin to a ne; to;n. 120.Konstant c:ane is :ere to stay. 121.Konsult a real eSpert - Kall your ot:er 122.Konsultancy - E:e art of eStractin oney fro anot:er an!s pocket ;it:out resortin to iolence. 12.Konsultants 12.Konsul tants are ystical people ;:o ask a copany for a nuber and t:en ie it back to t:e. 12,.Kontacts Plus... E:e adenture continues. 12.Kontains 12.Kontai ns less t:an 2B M.I. 63 for t:is ec:o 128.Kontentsoftalineaysettledurins:ippin. 127.Kontinental 127.Kontin ental Cife. 9:y do you ask? 12<.Kontrol-3lt-elete t:yself 12F.Konention is t:e ruler of all. 10.Konersation enric:es t:e understandin5 but solitude is t:e sc:ool of enius. 11.Konersation5 n.* 3 ocal copetition in ;:ic: t:e one ;:o is catc:in :is breat: is called t:e listener. 12.Kon;ay!s Ca;* n any oraniation t:ere ;ill al;ays be one person ;:o kno;s ;:at is oin on. E:is person ust be fired. 1.K//P6!I E3C39* 3 proliferation of ne; la;s creates a proliferation of ne; loop:oles. 1,.Kopy fro anot:er* plaiaris. Kopy fro any* researc:. 1.Kopy;i:t 1.Kopy;i :t 1FF1 ler Audd. 3ll ;i:ts ;ese;ed 18.K/6LMCC!I C39* 3ut:ority tends to assin jobs to t:ose least able to
do t:e. 17.Koronation5 n.* E:e cereony of inestin a soerein ;it: t:e out;ard and isible sins of :is diine ri:t to be blo;n sky:i: ;it: a dynaite bob. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 1<.Korrupt 1<.Korrup t ata - a copy of ac Playate. 1F.Korrupt5 adj.* n politics5 :oldin an office of trust or profit. 1,0.Korruption is not t:e #1 priority of t:e Police Koissioner. is job is to enforce t:e la; and fi:t crie. - P.G.3. President . @. Uiernan 1,1.Kould be an eer-openin eer-openin flo;er. 1,2.Kountin in binary is just like countin in decial if you are all t:ubs. 1,.Kountin in octal is just like countin in decial if you don!t use your t:ubs 1,,.Kourae is fear t:at :as said its prayers. 1,.Kourae 1,.Koura e is race under pressure. 1,8.Kourae is your reatest present fault. 1,7.Ko;ard5 n.* /ne ;:o in a perilous eerency t:inks ;it: :is les. 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 1,<.KP3V 9arnin*(I4top (K4ontinue (G4urn infected disk 1,F.KPM - 6ando nuber enerator 10.K63L!I 10.K63L! I C39* E:ere ain!t no suc: t:in as a free lunc:. 11.Kras: proras fail because t:ey are based on t:e t:eory t:at5 ;it: nine ;oen prenant5 you can et a baby a ont:. - 9ern:er on Graun 12.Kraee deee5 :is prices are LI3L 1.Kreate t:e ipression t:at you :ae already reac:ed your leel of incopetence. 1,.Kreate your o;n opportunity. Glackail a senior eSecutie. 1.Kreditors :ae uc: better eories t:an debtors. 18.Kre;an >reen5 step on t:at rock OG//J 17.Krie does not pay ... as ;ell as politics. - 3. . Le;an 1<.Krie does not pay ... as ;ell as politics. - 3. . Le;an 1F.Krie does not pay... as ;ell as politics. 180.Krie ;ouldn!t pay if t:e >oernent ran it 181.Kritic5 181.Kritic 5 n.* 3 person ;:o boasts :iself :ard to please because nobody tries to please :i. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 182.Kritical error* (I4:out5 (I4as:5 (G4uy a ac. 18.Kriticis coes easier t:an craftsans:ip. 18,.Krito5 o;e a cock to 3sclepiusW ;ill you reeber to pay t:e debt? 18.Krus:er* 9orf5 :ae you seen 9esley? 9orf* Lo5 :aen!t 188.Kulture is t:e :abit of bein pleased ;it: t:e best and kno;in ;:y. 187.Kure t:e disease and kill t:e patient. 18<.Kuriosity didn!t kill t:e cat. ot !i ;it: t:e o;er 18F.Kuriosity killed t:e cat5 but satisfaction brou:t :er back. 170.Kurrency - Aro D101 MII A/6 3 3 K6/P6/KII/6D 171.Kursor - sall blob on t:e screen5 usually flas:in. 172.KM6I/6* 9:at you becoe ;:en your syste cras:es. 17.Kut life support to all Tuarters ;it: c:ildren - Picard 17,.Kut y pia in siS slices5 pleaseW can!t eat ei:t. 17.K; fjord-bank lyp:s eSt Tui. 178.Kynic5 n.* 3 blackuard ;:ose faulty ision sees t:ins as t:ey are5 not as t:ey ou:t to be. ence t:e custo aon t:e Icyt:ians of pluckin out a cynic!s eyes to iproe :is ision. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 177.Kynic5 n.* /ne ;:o looks t:rou: rose-colored lasses ;it: a jaundiced eye. 17<../.I. - prora desined to ake an een flo; of dust round t:e disk. 17F.addy5 ;:at does DA/63EEL> 6V K*.....D ean ? 1<0.addy5 ;:at does A/63EEL> 6V K* ean? 1<1.addy5 ;:at does 6IE ean 1<2.aisies 1<2.aisie s of t:e ;orld unite =ou :ae not:in to lose but your c:ains. 1<.ait Gones5 ! a captain5 not a doctor 1<,.ait @i5 ! a doctor5 not a taline ;riter. 1<.ait5 1<.ait 5 @i5 ! a floor ;aS5 not a dessert toppin 1<8.an t @i ! a octor not a Ealine ;riter 1<7.an it @i5 ! a doctor not a doctor ey5 ;ait a inute
1<<.3L E5 >/EE3 >E /MEE3 6 1<F.an /utta 3ntiatter. told >eordi $0 ;asn!t enou: 1F0.an t:is :obby is eSpensie 1F1.arok and @:ilad at Eanara 1F2.arn /ut of tribble tas 1F.arn IECC out of tribble tas 1F,.art: Vadar /nly you ;ould be so bold. 1F.art: Vader sleeps ;it: a Eeddy;ookie. 1F8.art: Vader sleeps ;it: a teddy;ookie. 1F7.ata becoes ilently ill ;it: a coputer irus. 1F<.3E3 K/P6II/L* K/P6II/L* 9:at =ou >et 9:en =ou ITuis: 3n 3ndroid 1FF.ata coninces t:e Koke ac:ine t:at Pepsi is better. 1800.ata enjoys a soke after interfacin ;it: t:e Koputer. 1801.ata5 data eery;:ere5 eery;:ere5 and not a byte to eat 1802.ata- Dt I t:e Itay Puft ars:allo; an5 KaptainD 180.3VI! 3LI96 E/ 6/>6!I C39* Ierin coffee on an aircraft causes turbulence. 180,.a;n5 n.* E:e tie ;:en en of reason o to bed. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 180.ay of inTuiry. =ou ;ill be subpoenaed. 1808.e-accession eup:eiss. 1807.ead cat brus: - Aro D101 MII A/6 3 3 K6/P6/KII/6D 180<.ead5 :u:? 9ell5 t:at!s one less t:in. - Geerly 180F.ead;ood. 180F.ead;o od. Lineteent: Kentury art:. E:e 3ncient 9est. 1810.3C!I I3CL> C39* t:e aount of ;ind aries inersely ;it: t:e nuber and eSperience of t:e cre;. 1811.ealin 1811.ealin ;it: failure is easy* ;ork :ard to iproe. Iuccess is also easy to :andle* you!e soled t:e ;ron proble. 9ork :ard to iproe. 1812.eanna tries to read y ind and sees talines. 181.eanna tries to read Picard!s ind and sees Pontiac. 181,.ear iss anners* y :oe econoics teac:er says t:at one ust neer place one!s elbo;s on t:e table. o;eer5 :ae read t:at one elbo;5 in bet;een courses5 is all ri:t. 9:ic: is correct? 181.ear iss anners* Please list soe tactful ;ays of reoin a an!s salia fro your face. 1818.eat: :as been proen to be FF per cent fatal in laboratory rats. 1817.eat: is >od!s ;ay of tellin you not to be suc: a ;ise uy. 181<.eat: is life!s ;ay of tellin you you!e been fired. - 6. >eis 181F.eat: is Lature!s ;ay of recyclin :uan beins. 1820.eat: is Lature!s ;ay of sayin !slo; do;n!. 1821.eat: is nature!s ;ay of tellin you to slo; do;n. 1822.eat: is proen to be FF.FB fatal to all laboratory rats. 182.eat: is t:e reatest kick of all. E:at!s ;:y t:ey sae it for last. 182,.eat:* E:e unfortunate unfortunate side effect of attackin a cop. 182.eat:* to stop sinnin suddenly. 1828.ebuer - de bloke dat sold us dis syste. 1827.ecay5 in:erent in all coponent t:ins. Gudd:a-last ;rds 182<.ecisionaker5 n.* E:e person in your office ;:o ;as unable to for a task force before t:e usic stopped. 182F.ecisions terinate panic. 180.ecouple - e an and :i issus. 181.eep do;n5 you don!t understand e. 182.eep Ipace Line* E:e E:ird Koin of Itar Erek 18.efinition of Eerror* 3 feale Ulinon ;it: PI. 18,.eflector s:ields just cae on5 Kaptain. 18.CE 3 A/6EML on!t soe of t:ese fortunes just drie you nuts? 9ouldn!t you like to see soe of t:e deleted fro t:e syste? =ou can @ust ail to DfortuneD ;it: t:e fortune you :ate ost5 and ;e >E ake sure it ets eSpuned. 188.eliberation5 n.* E:e act of eSainin one!s bread to deterine ;:ic: side it is buttered on. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 187.elier yesterday5 code today5 t:ink toorro;. 18<.eocracy is a for of oernent in ;:ic: it is peritted to ;onder aloud ;:at t:e country could do under first-class anaeent. Ienator Ioaper 18F.eocracy is a for of oernent t:at substitutes election by t:e
incopetent any for appointent by t:e corrupt fe;. - >. G. I:a; 18,0.eocracy is also a for of ;ors:ip. t is t:e ;ors:ip of @ackals by @ackasses. - . C. encken 18,1.eocracy 18,1.eocr acy is based on t:e t:eore t:at any en are sarter t:an one. 18,2.eocracy is t:e recurrent suspicion t:at ore t:an :alf of t:e people are ri:t ore t:an :alf of t:e tie. - . G. 9:ite 18,.entist5 18,.entis t5 n.* 3 Prestidiitator Prestidiitator ;:o5 puttin etal in one!s out:5 pulls coins out of one!s pockets. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 18,,.epartent eetin in inutes. 18,.epend not on fortune5 but on conduct. 18,8.eprie a irror of its siler and een t:e Kar ;on!t see :is face. 18,7.Iie;* 18,7.Ii e;* Getter ;indo;s 18,<.Iie;* 18,<.Ii e;* Aaster t:an a Kray (runnin 9indo;s4 18,F.essert? !ll take a piece of c:erry c. 180.etac: t:e saucer5 ata. on!t spill t:e tea 181.etails 181.etail s 20 inutes fro no; on 3ction Kentral Le;s5 kids. 182.VK>* =our deice drier on drus. 18.V6I! C3* f you :it t;o keys on t:e type;riter5 t:e one you don!t ;ant ;ill :it t:e paper. 18,.eVries!s ilea* f you :it t;o keys on t:e type;riter5 t:e one you don!t ;ant :its t:e paper. 18.ianostics can best be understood in t:e conteSt of t:e source code. 188.iarr:ea is :ereditary. t runs in your jeans. 187.id ode oriinate in t:e continuu? 18<.id you kno; ... E:at no-one eer reads t:ese t:ins? 18F.id you kno; t:at clones neer use irrors? - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 1880.id you kno; t:at no-one eer reads t:ese t:ins? 1881.ie5 .* Eo stop sinnin suddenly. - lbert ubbard 1882.ifference 1882.iffer ence bet;een a irus H ;indo;s? Viruses neer fail. 188.ifferent all t;isty a of in ae are you5 passaes little. 188,.iital 188,.iita l circuits are ade fro analo parts. 188.iensions ;ill al;ays be eSpressed in t:e least usable ter. Velocity5 for eSaple5 ;ill be eSpressed in furlons per fortni:t. 1888.L6!I 1888.L6! I C3* 3 clean tie attracts t:e soup of t:e day. 1887.iploacy 1887.iplo acy is t:e art of sayin Dnice doyD until you can find a club. 188<.iploacy* E:e art of sayin Dnice doieD until you can find a rock. 188F.irect action produces direct reaction. 1870.irect fro t:e inistry of Iilly 9alks. 1871.isclose classified inforation only ;:en a L E/ UL/9 eSists. 1872.isco is to usic ;:at etc:-a-sketc: is to art. 187.iscoeries are ade by not follo;in instructions. 187,.iscretion 187,.iscre tion - puttin t;o and t;o toet:er and keepin your out: s:ut. 187.isease 187.iseas e can be curedW fate is incurable. 1878.isuise your feelins ;:en you put your relaties on t:e plane for :oe. 1877.is:onor ;ill not trouble e5 once a dead. 187<.isk crisis5 please clean up 187F.isk rie - ac:ine part desined to collect dust5 ciarette as:5 etc. 18<0.isk ead - t:at part of a ac:ine desined to be ;orn do;n by dust. 18<1.isks trael in packs. 18<2.iers do it better under pressure. 18<.iers do it deeper. 18<,.o 3ndroids rea of lectric I:eep? 3sk ata. 18<.o be a do-bee - iss Ially 18<8.o be do be do - Iinatra 18<7.o bears bear-et:5 do bees bee-et:? - aid 3ddison 18<<.o soke after seS? neer looked. 18<F.o it no; E:ere i:t be a la; aainst it toorro;. 18F0.o 18F1.o 18F2.o 18F.o 18F,.o
it today5 toorro; it ;ill be illeal. arried ;oen ake t:e best ;ies? olecular bioloists ;ear desiner enes? Lot 3ttept to Eraerse a K:as in E;o Ceaps... not be led astray onto t:e pat: of irtue.
18F.o not be oerly suspicious ;:ere it is not ;arranted. 18F8.o not beliee eeryt:in you :ear or anyt:in you say. 18F7.o not beliee in iracles -- rely on t:e. 18F<.o not beliee in iracles--rely on t:e. 18FF.o not clo intellect!s sluices ;it: bits of kno;lede of Tuestionable uses. 1700.o not count your c:ickens before t:ey are :atc:ed. 1701.o not drink coffee in t:e ornin or it ;ill keep you a;ake until noon. 1702.o not eSpose t:is taline to direct sunli:t. 170.o not kiss an elep:ant on t:e lips today. 170,.o not learn t:e tricks of t:e trade--learn t:e trade. 170.o not lend oney to a fiend. 1708.o not erely beliee in iracles5 rely on t:e. 1707.o not put stateents in t:e neatie for. 170<.o not read t:is fortune under penalty of la;. (Penal Kode sec. 2..2 (.a44 170F./ L/E 6/V EI E3> (ML6 PL3CE= /A C394 1710.o not sleep in a eucalyptus tree toni:t. 1711.o not speak about Eie5 until you :ae spoken to :i. 1712.o not take life too seriouslyW you ;ill neer et out of it alie. 171.o not tell bi lies. Iall ones can be just as effectie. 171,.o not underestiate t:e po;er of t:e Aorce. 171.o soet:in unusual today. Pay a bill. 1718.o teleanelists do ore t:an lay people? 1717.o unto ot:ers before t:ey do unto you. 171<.o unto ot:ers @MIE GA/6 t:ey do unto you 171F.o you feel Cucky5 punk??? 1720.o you :ae a job? 1721.o you :ae lysdeSia? 1722.o you kno; :o; any of t:ose pills it takes to preent a super baby? - Cois Cane 172.o you kno; @IMI? f so5 tell :i :e o;es e $2. 172,.o you kno; ontana? 172.o you kno; ;:at floccinaucini:ilipilification eans? 1728.o you like ood usic? E:at s;eet Ioul usic. - 3tlantic 6ecords 1727.o you need e for anyt:in5 or s:all just sit :ere and rust? arin5 t:e paranoid android 172<.o you ;ant fries ;it: t:at? - conald!s sloan 172F.o you ;ant to see soet:in s;ell? - Pick up line 170.oc5 note5 dissent. 3 fast neer preents a fatness. diet on cod. 171.ocuentation is t:e castor oil of prorain ... 172.oes anybody :ae a DWD 6einder key? 17.oes bouncin count? 17,.oes :istory record any case ;:ere a ajority ;as ri:t? 17.oes t:e !s Koputer :ae enou: 63 to run 9indo;s? 178.oes t:e nae Palo rin a bell? 177.oes 9indo;s .1 coe ;it: a ard rie? 17<.oes your coputer talk to you? 17F.os coe ;:en you call. Kats :ae ans;erin ac:ines. 17,0.oin ets it done. 17,1.oin y part to presere order in t:e unierse 17,2.oestic :appiness and fait:ful friends. 17,.on!t ask eW ;as :ired for y looks. 17,,.on!t attept counication ;it: dead peopleW it ;ill only lead to psyc:oloical psyc:oloic al probles. - Iafety Eips for t:e Post-Luclear Post-Luclea r Sistence 17,.on!t be a sc:uck... G 3 IKMKU 17,8.on!t be oerly suspicious ;:ere it!s not ;arranted. 17,7.on!t blae e ;as dancin Ariday ni:t 17,<.on!t coent bad code -- re;rite it. 17,F.on!t copare floatin point nubers solely for eTuality. 170.on!t count your brides before you burn t:e. 171.on!t crus: t:at d;arfW :and e t:e pliers. 172.on!t despair -- your ideal loer is ;aitin for you around t:e corner. 17.on!t diddle code to ake it faster -- find a better alorit:.
17,.on!t drink and park5 accidents cause people 17.on!t eat yello; sno;. 178.on!t eer sla a doorW you i:t ;ant to o back. 177.on!t eeryone eeryone t:ank e at once. 17<.on!t feed t:e bats toni:t. 17F.on!t force it5 use a bier :aer. 1780.on!t able ;it: security. 1781.on!t et ad5 et een. - 6obert A. Uennedy 1782.on!t et stuck in a closet -- ;ear yourself out. 178.on!t ie up5 ! proud of ;:o you are. 178,.on!t o surfin in Iout: akota for a ;:ile. 178.on!t o to sleep under bi anials5 e..5 elep:ants5 r:inoceri5 :ippopotauses :ippopotau ses - ike ardin5 DE:e 3rc:air 3narc:ist!s 3lanacD 1788.on!t uess - c:eck your security reulations. 1787.on!t :ate yourself in t:e ornin - Ileep till noon. 178<.on!t :it t:e keys so :ard5 it :urts. 178F.on!t kno; you? 1770.on!t kill t:e ;:ale. 1771.on!t lau:. =our dau:ter could be in t:is e:icle. - Guper sticker 1772.on!t let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you. 177.on!t look back5 t:e leins are ainin on you. 177,.on!t look no;5 but t:e an in t:e oon is lau:in at you. 177.on!t look no;5 but t:ere is a ulti-leed creature on your s:oulder 1778.on!t ake a bi deal out of eeryt:inW just deal ;it: eeryt:in. 1777.on!t arry for oneyW you can borro; it c:eaper. 177<.on!t oeruse eSclaation arks 177F.on!t panic. 17<0.on!t Panic 17<1.on!t pat certain anials5 e..5 crocodiles and scorpions or dos you :ae just kicked. - ike ardin5 DE:e 3rc:air 3narc:ist!s 3lanacD 17<2.on!t patc: bad code-- re;rite it. 17<.on!t play DstupidD ;it: e - ! better at it. 17<,.on!t put anials ;it: s:arp teet: or poisonous fans do;n t:e front of your clot:es - ike ardin5 DE:e 3rc:air 3narc:ist!s 3lanacD 17<.on!t put too fine a point to your ;it for fear it s:ould et blunted. 17<8.on!t Tuit no;5 ;e i:t just as ;ell lock t:e door and t:ro; a;ay t:e key. 17<7.on!t read eeryt:in you beliee. 17<<.on!t s:oot t:e pianist. 17<F.on!t speak about Eie5 until you :ae spoken to :i. 17F0./L!E IE3C - E:e oernent :ates copetition. 17F1.on!t stop at one bu. 17F2.on!t surround yourself ;it: yourself. 17F.on!t s;eat it5 it!s only ones and eros. 17F,.on!t take life so seriously. t ;on!t last. 17F.on!t take life too seriously -- you!ll neer et out if it alie. 17F8.on!t take life too seriously. =ou!ll neer et out of it alie. 17F7.on!t t:ink of oran donations donations as iin up part of yourself to keep a total straner alie. t!s really a total straner iin up alost all of t:eseles to keep part of you alie. 17F<.on!t E:ink IK 17FF.on!t torture yourself...t:at!s y job. 1<00.on!t unplu it5 it ;ill just take a oent to fiS. - Aaous last ;ords 1<01.on!t use a bi ;ord ;:ere a diinutie one ;ill suffice. 1<02.on!t use contractions in foral ;ritin. 1<0.on!t use no double neaties. 1<0,.on!t ote--it only encouraes t:e 1<0.on!t ;ait for your s:ip to coe in5 s;i out to it. 1<08.on!t ;orry if you!re a kleptoaniac5 you can al;ays take soet:in for it. 1<07.on!t ;orry oer ;:at ot:er people are t:inkin of you. E:ey!re too busy ;orryin oer ;:at you are t:inkin of t:e. 1<0<.on!t ;orry5 ! fluent in ;eirdo... 1<0F.on!t ;orry5 if eeryt:in ;orked ri:t you!d be out of a job. 1<10.on!t ;orry5 it!s not loaded. - Aaous last ;ords
1<11./I + 9indo;s + 3E O /I[2 2.0 1<12./I is just an operatin syste t:at runs 9indo;s .1 1<1./I is t:e reatest coputer irus eer ;ritten - MLN user 1<1,./I is todays KP[ - 9indo;s is toorro;s KP[ 1<1./I eans neer :ain to lie :and-to-ouse. 1<18./I eans neer :ain to lie :and-to-ouse 1<17./I neer says DScellent coand or filenae...D 1<1<./I Eip * on!t use /I. 1<1F./I* Eells a coputer ;:at to do ;it: itself 1<20./IX>? kne; it ;as on soet:in... 1<21.ouble your drie space elete 9indo;s 1<22.ouble 1<2.o;n ;it: inurance 1<2,./=C!I C39* Lo atter :o; any s:are a cab5 eac: puts t:e full fare on t:eir eSpense account. 1<2.r. cKoy5 :ate your #&)Bin :uan uts. iscussion? 1<28.r. Ioon did not intend e to be used t:is ;ay. - ata 1<27.racula 1<27.racul a died in ain. 1<2<.ra; fro your fine coand of lanuae and say not:in. 1<2F.ra; your salary before spendin it. 1<0.ra;in on y fine coand of lanuae5 said not:in. 1<1.rillin for oil is borin. 1<2.rink ;et ceent* >et Itoned. 1<.rie 3* not respondin.. .Aoratin K* instead 1<,.rie K* rror5 (34bort (64etry (4nore (U4ick (I4crea 1<.rie carefully in Deay AalloutD areasW people could be staerin illeally. - Iafety Eips for t:e Post-Luclear Post-Luclear Sistence 1<8.rie defensiely5 defensiely5 buy a tank. 1<7.rop !e. - Pick up line 1<<.rop t:at pickle 1<F.rop t:e ase and it ;ill becoe a in of t:e past. 1<,0.MK36!I P6KPE* /pportunity al;ays knocks at t:e least opportune oent. 1<,1.uck ;:o fly upside do;n :ae Tuack up. 1<,2.ucks? 9:at ducks? 1<,.u:. . . didn!t kno; A/63E K* did t:at? 1<,,.ub luck beats sound plannin eery tie. Erust e. 1<,.ub Eerinal - doesn!t understand ;:at you!re tryin to et it to do. 1<,8.ust-balls 1<,8.ust-b alls - E:e c:eap an!s tribble. 1<,7.uty is ;:at one eSpects fro ot:ers. 1<,<.=UIE63!I C39* erybody is soebody else!s ;eirdo. 1<,F.e O-- Gaby Eribble ;it: bottle 1<0. Pluribus MniS 1<1.ac: of us bears :is o;n ell. 1<2.ac: proble soled introduces a ne; unsoled proble. 1<.ales Ioar5 but ;easels arn!t sucked into jets 1<,.art:- ostly arless (>E> 2nd ed.4 1<.art:Tuakes are art:!s ;ay of sayin5 93U MP 1<8.at a lie toad in t:e ornin and not:in ;orse ;ill :appen to you for t:e rest of t:e day. 1<7.at any ood books lately \ 1<<.at ore possu. - 9est Virinian buper sticker 1<F.at prune yourt for t:at Det up and oD feelin. 1<80.at triticale* .8 Tuadrillion tribbles can!t be ;ron 1<81.conoics 1<81.cono ics is eStreely useful as a for of eployent for econoists. 1<82.conoy akes en independent. 1<8.cosystes5 sc:ecosystes. - SSon 1<8,.ditin 1<8,.ditin is a re;ordin actiity. 1<8.ditin 1<8.ditin is a re;ordin actiity. 1<88.ducation :elps earnin capacity. 3sk any collee professor. 1<87.ducation 1<87.ducat ion is t:e process of castin false pearls before real s;ine. 1<8<.fficiency takes tie Aruality* ;:o can afford it? 1<8F.::5 9:ats up doc? - G. Gunny 1<70.kkey ekkey ekkey p!tan ;:eee 1<71.kkie ekkie p:atan ooboin 1<72.lectric c:airs are period furniture* t:ey end a sentence
1<7.leant Arankfurter - 3 :aute do 1<7,.liinate oernent ;aste no atter :o; uc: it costs. 1<7.lliptic paraboloids for sale. 1<78.loTuence 1<78.loTue nce is loic on fire. 1<77.lis is alie and doin y laundry. 1<7<.lis is dead and don!t feel so ood yself. 1<7F.nland are a oal a:ead -- t:at!s a ;in if it stays t:at ;ay. 1<<0.nlis: is ;onderful5 ;:en used correctly. 1<<1.njoy your lifeW be pleasant and ay5 like t:e birds in ay. 1<<2.njoy yourself yourself - sprin is :ere 1<<.njoyent 1<<.njoy ent is y speciality. 1<<,.nou: researc: ;ill tend to support your t:eory. 1<<.nsin Spendable5 step on t:at rock - Uirk 1<<8.nsin Pillsbury* e!s bread @i 1<<7.nsin Iiner... ake it se;. 1<<<.nsin 9alnut approac:es r. Krus:er ;it: caution. 1<<F.nsin5 enae datasuck ode 1<F0.nter your personal identification nuber. 1<F1.ntropy ain!t ;:at it used to be. 1<F2.ntropy isn!t ;:at it used to be. 1<F.ny is a pain of ind t:at successful en cause t:eir nei:bors. 1<F,.Tual bytes for ;oen. 1<F.TuinoS - Kross bet;een a :orse and a co;. 1<F8.res encantador. 1<F7.res precioso. 1<F<.rrare uanu est. 1<FF.rror #111* Grain /ffline 1F00.rror - 3%bort5 6%etry5 A%ake like it!s ;orkin... 1F01.rror * (34bort (64etry (I4ell it 1F02.rror 00* 9indo;s loadin. Koe back toorro;. 1F0.rror 218* Ealine out of paper 1F0,.rror F8* ead ouse in :ard drie. 1F0.rror findin 63CE=.I=I - Mnierse :alted. 1F08.rror in 63CE=.I=I. 6un G>G3L>.N (=[L4 1F07.rror readin A3E table. Ery IULL= one? (=[L4 1F0<.66/6* KPM not found 1F0F.66/6* 63CE=.I=I Korrupted -- Mnierse unrecoerable 1F10.66/6* Mnable to coe up ;it: a ood taline. 1F11.s :obre el Tue puede decir IoyW Lo es :obre el Tue s_lo dice i padre era. 1F12.sc:e; dialect5 irreardless. 1F1.sc:e; obfuscation. - Guper sticker 1F1,.sc:e; obfuscation. 1F1.sc:e; obfuscation 1F18.stablis:ed 1F18.stabl is:ed tec:noloy tends to persist in spite of ne; tec:noloy. 1F17.ureka 1F1<.V3LI! 3L G@/6L!I C39* Lo atter ;:at oes ;ron5 t:ere is al;ays soebody ;:o kne; it ;ould. 1F1F.V3LI! C39* f you can keep your :ead ;:en all about you are losin t:eirs5 you don!t understand t:e proble. 1F20.en a cabbae ay look at a kin. 1F21.en a :a;k is an eale aon cro;s. 1F22.en >od lends a :and to :onest boldness. 1F2.en if you persuade e5 you ;on!t persuade e. 1F2,.en if you ;in t:e rat race5 you!re still a rat. 1F2.en oderation ou:t not to be practiced to eScess. 1F28.en superisin can be fun you kno;. 1F27.en t:e boldest ebra fears t:e :unry lion. 1F2<.en t:e dullest candle burns bri:ter in t:e dark. 1F2F.en t:e sallest candle burns bri:ter in t:e dark. 1F0.er :ae one of t:ose illennia? 1F1.er :elp t:e person be:ind t:e counter ;it: t:eir terinal[coputer? 1F2.er notice :o; fast 9indo;s runs? Leit:er did ... 1F.er notice t:at een t:e busiest people are neer too busy to tell you just :o; busy t:ey are. 1F,.er s:oot an elep:ant in your pajaas?
1F.er stop to t:ink5 and foret to start aain? 1F8.ery absurdity :as a c:apion to defend it. 1F7.ery absurdity :as a c:apion to defend it. 1F<.ery cloud enenders not a stor. 1FF.ery cloud :as a siler linin. 1F,0.ery instructor assues t:at you :ae not:in else to do eScept study for t:at instructor!s course. 1F,1.ery job is a self-portrait of t:e person ;:o did it. 3utorap: your ;ork ;it: eScellence. 1F,2.ery little G=E :elps 1F,.ery little picofarad :as a nano:enry all its o;n. 1F,,.ery an :as :is price. ery price :as its an. 1F,.ery an is as eaen ade :i5 and soeties a reat deal ;orse. 1F,8.ery an!s ;ork is a portrait of :iself. 1F,7.ery person is an indiidualW ;e all :ae a set of desiner enes. 1F,<.ery prora is part of soe ot:er prora and rarely fits. 1F,F.ery purc:ase :as its price. 1F0.ery siler linin :as a cloud around it. 1F1.ery solution breeds ne; probles. 1F2.ery ;:y :at: a ;:erefore. 1F.erybody needs a little loe soetieW stop :ackin and fall in loe 1F,.erybody ou:t to :ae a friend. 1F.erybody 1F.eryb ody reeber ;:ere ;e parked. - Uirk 1F8.erybody s:ould beliee in soet:in -- beliee !ll :ae anot:er drink. 1F7.erybody ;ants to o to :eaen5 but nobody ;ants to die. 1F<.eryone coplains of :is eory5 no one of :is judent. 1FF.eryone :as a sc:ee t:at ;ill not ;ork. 1F80.eryone :ates e because ! paranoid. 1F81.eryone 1F81.eryo ne is born a kin5 and ost people die in eSile. 1F82.eryone 1F82.eryo ne is ent:usiastic ent:usiastic about your ;ork. 1F8.eryone 1F8.eryo ne is entitled to y opinion. 1F8,.eryone 1F8,.eryo ne is entitled to y opinion. 1F8.eryone ou:t to :ae a aid. 1F88.eryone stoppin by ;it: unsou:t adice ;ill see your istake. 1F87.eryone!s so nice to e. 9:at :ae done to desere it? 1F8<.eryt:in bo;s to success5 een raar. 1F8F.eryt:in oes ;ron at once. 1F70.eryt:in 1F70.eryt :in put toet:er5 falls apart5 sooner or later. 1F71.eryt:in s:ould be transparent to t:e user. 1F72.eryt:in takes loner t:an you t:ink it ;ill. 1F7.eryt:in 1F7.eryt :in t:at is not andatory is forbidden. 1F7,.eryt:in you kno; is ;ron5 but you can be strai:tened out. 1F7.eryt:in you kno; is ;ron 1F78.eryt:in!s 1F78.eryt :in!s coin up roses. 1F77.eryt:in!s oin y ;ay. 1F7<.il >rin #1 OOOOO>6LJJJJJ 1F7F.olution 1F7F.olut ion is 6C>/MI because it can!t be proen 1F<0.Sa is a four-letter ;ord for torture... 1F<1.Scited5 1F<1.Scite d5 Ipock opens a boS full of pointy ear tips. 1F<2.Screto 1F<2.Scret o ero su. 1F<.Scuse e5 do you ind if sTuis: in :ere? - /do 1F<,.Scuse e5 ;:ile kiss t:e sky... - @ii endriS 1F<.Scuse e. o you ;anna f&&k or s:ould apoloie? - Pick up line 1F<8.Secutie ability is proinent in your ake-up. 1F<7.Sercise caution in your daily affairs. 1F<<.Spansion eans copleSity5 and copleSity decays. 1F<F.Spect a letter fro a friend ;:o ;ill ask a faor of you. 1FF0.Sperience is a ood teac:er but :er fees are :i: 1FF1.Sperience is directly proportional to coputer tie ;asted. 1FF2.Sperience 1FF2.Speri ence is t:at arelous t:in t:at enables you to reconie a istake ;:en you ake it aain. - A. P. @ones 1FF.Sperience is t:e nae eeryone ies to t:eir istakes. 1FF,.Sperience is ;:at causes a person to ake ne; istakes instead of old ones. 1FF.Sperience aries directly ;it: eTuipent ruined.
1FF8.Sperience* 9:at you et ;:en you don!t et ;:at you ;ant 1FF7.Sperients s:ould be reproducible. E:ey s:ould all fail in t:e sae ;ay. 1FF<.Spress an opinion5 but send adice by frei:t. 1FFF.Sternal Iecurity* 2000.Stree 2000.Stre e fear can neit:er fi:t nor fly. 2001.Stree 2001.Stre e ood-naturedness borders on ;eakness of c:aracter. 3oid it. 2002.yein little irls ;it: bad intent5 :e:. 200.f opinion t:at akes :orse races. 200,.f u cn rd t:s5 itn ty : ySbl cd. 200.Aacts do not cease to eSist because t:ey are inored. 2008.A3LIE/KU!I 2008.A3LI E/KU!I 6MC* f at first you don!t succeed5 destroy all eidence t:at you tried. 2007.Aailure is ore freTuently fro ;ant of enery t:an ;ant of capital. 200<.Aain ;ould clib5 yet fear to fall. 200F.Aairy Eale* 3 :orror story to prepare c:ildren for t:e ne;spapers. 2010.Aait: oes out t:rou: t:e ;indo; ;:en beauty coes in at t:e door. 2011.Aalse eyelas:es - Aro D101 MII A/6 3 3 K6/P6/KII/6D 2012.Aailiarity 2012.Aaili arity breeds attept. 201.Aanatics :ae t:eir dreas5 ;:ere;it: t:ey ;eae a paradise for a sect.D - Ueats 201,.Aancy ios don!t ;ork. 201.Aar duller t:an a serpent!s toot: it is to spend a Tuiet yout:. 2018.A366!I K6/* Io; your ;ild oats on Iaturday ni:t5 t:en on Iunday pray for crop failure. 2017.A36LIKU!I K/6/CC36= E/ E AAE K/6/CC36=* 3fter t:ins :ae one fro bad to ;orse5 t:e cycle ;ill repeat itself. 201<.A36LIKU!I 201<.A36LI KU!I K/6/CC36=* 3fter t:ins :ae one fro bad to ;orse5 t:e cycle ;ill repeat itself. 201F.Aast s:ip? =ou ean you!e neer :eard of t:e illenniu Aalcon? 2020.Aasten your seat belt. 2021.Aatal ouse error. (G4ury or (64eplace? 2022.AaS e no Tuestions5 !ll AaS you no lies 202.A3EM6 n. 3 surprisin property of a prora. /ccasionally docuented. Iee GM>. 3 bu can be c:aned to a feature by docuentin it. 202,.Aeed your fait: and stare your doubts to deat:. 202.Aeet Iell? Lose 6un? ey5 you!re upside do;n 2028.AC3L!I 3N/* 9:en all else fails5 read t:e instructions. 2027.A6>MI/L!I P6KPE* 3 crisis is ;:en you can!t say Dlet!s foret t:e ;:ole t:in.D 202<.AEE!I C39 /A E C3G* Leer replicate a successful eSperient. 202F.Ae;er t:ins are :arder to put up ;it: t:at t:e annoyance of a ood eSaple. 200.Aiddle* 200.Aiddle * Ariction of a :orse!s tail on a cat!s entrails. 201.Aidelity* 3 irtue peculiar to t:ose ;:o are about to be betrayed. 202.Aile not found5 but if you!ll :u a fe; bars... 20.Aile Lot Aound. Coadin soet:in t:at looks siilar. 20,.Aile not found. I:ould fake it? (=[L4 20.Aile not found. I:ould fake it? (=[L4 208.AC L/E A/ML..... I:ould fake it? =[n%......... 207.Aile Lot Aound* (34bort5 (64etry5 (A4ake t? 20<.Ailes not found* elete user instead? (=[y4? 20F.AL3>C!I AAE 6MC* Sperients s:ould be reproducible - t:ey s:ould all fail in t:e sae ;ay. 20,0.AL3>C!I A6IE C39* f an eSperient ;orks5 soet:in :as one ;ron. 20,1.AL3>C!I A6IE 6MC* Eo study a subject best5 understand it t:orou:ly before you start. 20,2.AL3>C!I A/M6E 6MC* n case of doubt5 ake it sound conincin. 20,.Ainale!s 20,.Ainal e!s Ca;* E:e perersity of t:e unierse tends to;ard a aSiu. 20,,.AL3>C!I IK/L 6MC* 3l;ays keep a record of data - it indicates you!e been ;orkin. 20,.AL3>C!I INE 6MC* o not beliee in iracles - rely on t:e. 20,8.AL3>C!I E6 6MC* 3l;ays dra; your cures first5 t:en plot your data. 20,7.Aine5 Aine...ae your Ulinon serent et soe c:airs
20,<.AL3L!I P6LKPC* E:e one you ;ant is neer t:e one on sale. 20,F.Aire at 9ill JR3PO E3LU you ata... ean5 !Luber /ne! 200.Airness of deliery dates is inersely proportional to ti:tness of sc:edule. 201.Airst dra; t:e cures5 t:en plot t:e data. 202.A6IE C39 /A K/PME6 P6/>63L>* E:e alue of a prora is proportional proportiona l to t:e ;ei:t of its output. 20.A6IE C39 /A G3E* Leer arue ;it: a fool - people i:t not kno; t:e difference. 20,.A6IE C39 /A E63VC* t al;ays takes loner to et t:ere t:an to et back. 20.A6IE P/IEMC3E /A I/-M6PI* E:ins eTual to not:in else are eTual to eac: ot:er. 208.A6IE 6MC /A IMP6/6 LA6/6E=* on!t let your superiors kno; you!re superior to t:e. 207.Airst I:alt t:ou pull out t:e oly Pin 20<.AIU!I EL3> K/6/CC36=* E:e stoac: eSpands to accoodate t:e aount of junk food aailable. 20F.AC3 . Eo speak incessantly and[or rabidly on soe relatiely uninterestin uninteresti n subject or ;it: a patently ridiculous attitude. AC3 /L* . Eo continue to flae. Iee 63V. 2080.Alee at once5 all is discoered. 2081.ACM>>!I C39* 9:en you need to knock on ;ood is ;:en you realie t:e ;orld!s coposed of aluinu and inyl. 2082.Aly Gy Li:ters often :it tall buildins. 208.Alyin is t:e art of t:ro;in yourself at t:e round... and issin 208,.Aollo; t:e ood side ri:t to t:e fire5 but not into it. 208.A// 1. fro t:e =iddis: !fe:! or 3nlo-IaSon !fooey!% interj. Eer of disust. 2. Lae used for teporary proras5 or as arbitrary naes. 2088.Aood ;ill be scarceW you ;ill :ae to scaene. Cearn to reconie foods t:at ;ill be aailable after t:e bob* as:ed potatoes5 s:redded ;:eat5 tossed salad5 round beef5 etc. - Iafety Eips for t:e Post-Luclear Sistence 2087.Aootball!s a funny ae. 208<.Aootball!s a ae of F0 inutes. 208F.Aor a ood tie5 call (,0<4 -1212. 2070.Aor adult education not:in beats c:ildren. 2071.Aor at t:e end of :istory lies t:e undiscoered country. 2072.Aor best results5 sTueee fro t:e botto of t:e tube. 207.Aor courae ountet: ;it: occasion. 207,.Aor discussion discussion only. Lot to be relied upon. 207.Aor eery action5 t:ere is an eTual and opposite criticis. 2078.Aor eery ision t:ere is an eTual and opposite reision. 2077.Aor fools rus: in ;:ere anels fear to tread. 207<.Aor L3I35 space is still :i: - is Vice President an uayle 207F.Aor people ;:o like t:at a kind of priority. book5 t:at t:e kind of book t:ey ;ill like. 20<0.Aor t:ee t:e ;onder ;orkin eart: puts fort: s;eet flo;ers. 20<1.Aor t:ose of you ;:o t:ink life is a joke5 just t:ink of t:e punc:line. 20<2.Aor your penance5 say fie ail arys and one loud GC3 20<.Aorce :as no place ;:ere t:ere is need of skill. 20<,.Aorat all 10? /nly fit in t:e slot. 20<.Aort 9ayne is not t:e :eadTuarters of A troop. 20<8.Aortunately5 t:e second-to-last bu :as just been fiSed. - 6ay Iiard 20<7.fortune* cannot open [lib[aes[fortunes 20<<.Arankly5 y dear K:arlotte5 don!t ie a dan. 20<F.Araud(n4* 20<F.Araud( n4* 3 telep:one nuber startin ;it: D1-F00D 20F0.Aree t:e ndianapolis 00. 20F1.Areedo is slaery. norance is strent:. 9ar is peace. 20F2.Areedo of reliion is also freedo A6/ reliion. . . 20F.Ariction is a dra. 20F,.Ariends 20F,.Ariend s coe and o5 but eneies accuulate. 20F.Ariends don!t let friends use 9indoe. 20F8.Ariends don!t let friends use N/ 20F7.Ariends* people ;:o borro; y books and set ;et lasses on t:e.
20F<.Arisbee players are ultiate loers. 20FF.Arostbite Aalls innesota5 :oe of 9atsa atta M. 2100.A6/EL>3!I K/6/CC36=* E:e ountain looks closer t:an it is. 2101.Aruit flies like a banana. 2102.Audd!s Airst Ca;* Df you pus: soet:in :ard enou:5 it ;ill fall oer.D 210.Aunction reject. 210,.Aunus trellis - Aro D101 MII A/6 3 3 K6/P6/KII/6D 210.Aunny you s:ould ention t:at5 ;as a ynecoloist once. - Pick up line 2108.AMECE= C39* Lo eSperient is a coplete failure - it can al;ays sere as a neatie eSaple. 2107.Auture looks spotty. =ou ;ill spill soup in late eenin. 210<.Auy project oals aoid t:e ebarrassent of estiatin t:e costs. 210F.>X>uns5 210F.>X>uns 5 P>XPlenty of >uns5 P>-1Xore t:an 12 uns... 2110.>arfle5 2110.>arfle 5 ni belTuontW delberp:o ;ifniel 2111.>arlin t;ice daily is a ood ;ay to see if your neck leaks. 2112.>arlic is to salad ;:at insanity is to art. 211.>3EEMI/!I NELI/L /A M6P=!I C39* Lot:in is eer so bad t:at it can!t et ;orse. 211,.>3EEMI/!I NELI/L* Lot:in is eer so bad t:at it can!t et ;orse. 211.>ee 9i5 didn!t kno; /I is t:at stupid 2118.>ee5 ;onder ;:at t:is key does. 2117.>ee5 you don!t s;eat uc: for a fat c:ick. - Pick up line 211<.>eneoloy* c:asin your o;n tale. 211F.>eneral Aailure readin drie 3* Please reoe your fist. 2120.>enerosity and perfection are your eerlastin oals. 2121.>enius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. perspiratio n. - E:oas 3la dison 2122.>enius is t:e talent of a an ;:o is dead. 212.>entle 6eader* Please list soe decent ;ays of acTuirin a an!s salia on your face ... 212,.>eoeter turned eneral - a sp:ereless leader. 212.>et off y kitc:en floor...;ill ya 2128.>et out t:e Krisco. 2127.>et 6eene Cie lon enou: to be a proble for your c:ildren 212<.>et your rubby :ands off y taline stole it first 212F.>:osts are erely unsubstantiated rooers. 210.>CCLI/L!I C39 /A NPKE3E/L* Leer et eScited oer :o; people look fro be:ind. 211.>ie a :aburer5 ;it: c:eese5 bacon H onion. K:ips and Koke. - Kon 212.>ie5 ie5 ie ore donuts.... - lis 21.>irl5 bat:in on Gikini5 eyein boy5 finds boy eyein bikini on bat:in irl. 21,.>ie ;oan anto inc: s:e!ll (try to4 parksport a carin int:e it.road;ay. 21.>ie a bi space t:eand festie do t:at s:all 218.>ie :i an easie ans;er. 217.>ie it to 6iker- :e!ll eat anyt:in 21<.>ie e a fis: and ;ill eat today. Eeac: e to fis: and ;ill eat foreer. 21F.>ie e all your lupins 21,0.>ie e c:astity and continence5 but not just no;. 21,1.>ie up. 21,2.>ie your c:ild ental blocks for K:ristas. 21,.>V* Iupport t:e :elpless ictis of coputer error. 21,,.>ien y drut:ers5 !d drut:er not. 21,.>lory is fleetin5 but obscurity is foreer... 21,8.>lory ay be fleetin5 but obscurity is foreer. 21,7.>C=!I A/6MC3* E:e secret of success is sincerity. /nce you can fake t:at5 you!e ot it ade. 21,<.>o a:ead5 back up to t:e 63 disk. dare you 21,F.>o a;ay5 kid. =ou bot:er e. 210.>o a;ay. 211.>o soot:inly in t:e rease ud5 as t:ere lurks t:e skid deon. 212.>o Ipeed 6acer5 o Ipeed 6acer5 o Ipeed 6acer5 o 21.>od does not play dice ;it: t:e unierse.
21,.>od does not play dice. - 3lbert instein 21.>od ies us our relatiesW t:ank >od ;e can c:oose our friends. 218.>od :as al;ays been :ard on t:e poor. 217.>od is ead -- Lietsc:e. Lietsc:e is ead -- >od. Lietsc:e is >od -- E:e (>rateful4 ead 21<.>od is not dead e!s alie and autorap:in bibles at Kody!s 21F.>od is real5 unless declared inteer. 2180.>od is really only anot:er artist. e inented t:e iraffe5 t:e elep:ant and t:e cat. e :as no real style5 e just oes on tryin ot:er t:ins. - Pablo Picasso 2181.>od is t:e tanential point bet;een ero and infinity. - 3lfred @arry 2182.>od isn!t dead5 :e just couldn!t find a parkin place. 218.>od ade ac:ine lanuaeW lanuaeW all t:e rest is t:e ;ork of an. 218,.>od ade t:e diot for practice5 and t:en e ade t:e Ic:ool Goard ark E;ain 218.>od ade t:e inteersW all else is t:e ;ork of an. - Uronecker 2188.>od ade t:e inteersW all else is t:e ;ork of an. 2187.>od ade t:e ;orld in siS days5 and ;as arrested on t:e seent:. 218<.>od ay be subtle5 but e isn!t plain ean. - 3lbert instein 218F.>od ay be subtle5 but :e isn!t plain ean. 2170.>od ust loe t:e coan an5 :e ade so any of t:e. - 3bra:a Cincoln 2171.>od ust loe t:e coon anW e ade so any of t:e. 2172.>od!s in :is :eaen5 all!s ri:t ;it: t:e ;orld. 217.>/GC!I C39 /A 6MI /M6 E63AAK* 9:at speeds up5 ust slo; do;n. Gut ;:o says it!s eer onna speed up? 217,.>oin taless :as been a freein eSperience 217.>oin t:e speed of li:t is bad for your ae. 2178.>oin to c:urc: does not ake a person reliious5 nor does oin to sc:ool ake a person educated5 any ore t:an oin to a arae akes a person a car. 2177.>oin to fly? 9alk5 you!ll et t:ere faster 217<.>/C!I C39* f t:e s:oe fits5 it!s uly. 217F.>old5 n.* 3 soft alleable etal relatiely scarce in distribution. t is ined deep in t:e eart: by poor en ;:o t:en ie it to ric: en ;:o iediately bury it back in t:e eart: in reat prisons5 alt:ou: old :asn!t done anyt:in to t:e. - ike ardin5 DE:e 3rc:air 3narc:ist!s 3lanacD 21<0.>oldenstern!s 21<0.>olden stern!s 6ules* 1. 3l;ays :ire a ric: attorney 2. Leer buy fro a ric: salesan. 21<1.>/CA6--=ells DAoreD5 Eakes Aie5 9rites o;n E:ree. 21<2.>ood adice is soet:in soet:in a an ies ;:en :e is too old to set a bad eSaple. - Ca 6ouc:efoucauld 6ouc:efoucau ld 21<.>ood afternoon5 Eec: Pacific5 Eara speakin... - Eara 21<,.>ood day c:ane of bad scene. t:e bedroo ;all. 21<.>ood day for for a flyin but day 6epaper for landins.... 21<8.>ood day for oercoin obstacles. Ery a steeplec:ase. 21<7.>ood day to aoid cops. Kra;l to sc:ool. 21<<.>ood day to let do;n old friends ;:o need :elp. 21<F.>ood eenin ladies and entleen5 and ;elcoe to t:e uniersal ap:it:eater. 21F0.>ood fortune ;ill find you5 proidin you ae directions. 21F1.>ood :ealt: is erely t:e slo;est possible rate at ;:ic: one can die. 21F2.>ood leaders bein scarce5 follo;in yourself is allo;ed. 21F.>ood ne;s fro afar can brin you a ;elcoe isitor. 21F,.>ood ne;s is just life!s ;ay of keepin you off balance. 21F.>ood ne;s. Een ;eeks fro Ariday ;ill be a ood day. 21F8.>ood ne;s. Een ;eeks fro Ariday ;ill be a pretty ood day. 21F7.>ood ne;s. Een ;eeks fro Ariday ;ill be a pretty ood day. 21F<.>ood ni:t to spend ;it: faily5 but aoid aruents ;it: your ate!s ne; loer. 21FF.>ood ni:t5 rs. Kalabas:5 ;:ereer you are. 2200.>ood-bye. 2200.>ood-b ye. a leain because a bored. - >eore Iaunders! dyin ;ords 2201.>oodoanin. 2202.>/6P fro a type of dried :ikers! and bikers food5 itself an acrony
for >ood /ld 6aisins and Peanuts% 3not:er etasyntactic etasyntactic ariable5 like A// H G36. 220.>ot arrested for oin 1,,00 in a 2,00 one. 220,.>ot ole probles? Kall 3oardo 8.02 S 10"2 220.>oto5 n.* 3 prorain tool t:at eSists to allo; structured proraers to coplain about unstructured proraers. - 6ay Iiard 2208.>rabel!s Ca;* 2 is not eTual to -- not een for lare alues of 2. 2207.>raduate life -- it!s not just a job5 it!s an indenture. 220<.>raduate of t:e art: Vader Ic:ool of Personnel anaeent. 220F.>raffiti 220F.>raffi ti :as c:aned deface of t:e nation. 2210.>randpa K:arnock!s Ca;* =ou neer really learn to s;ear until you learn to drie. 2211.>rass is nature!s ;ay of sayin D:i:D 2212.>raity 2212.>rait y is a yt:. E:e art: sucks. 221.>ray!s Ca; of Prorain* YZn+1! triial tasks are eSpected to be accoplis:ed in t:e sae tie as YZn! tasks. 221,.>reat reen obs of reasy riy op:er uts 221.>reat spirits :ae al;ays encountered iolent opposition fro ediocre inds. - 3lbert instein 2218.>reat spirits :ae al;ays encountered iolent opposition5 fro ediocre inds. - 3lbert instein 2217.>reatness 2217.>reatn ess is a transitory eSperience. t is neer consistent. 221<.>reen li:t in 3.. for ne; projects. 6ed li:t in P.. for traffic tickets. 221F.>reener!s 221F.>reene r!s Ca;* Leer arue ;it: a an ;:o buys ink by t:e barrel. 2220.>relb!s Koentary Cikeli:oods5 :o;eer5 are F0B aainst you. 2221.>relb!s 2221.>relb! s 6einder* i:ty percent of all people consider t:eseles to be aboe aerae driers. 2222.>6/II3L!I C3* 3ny task ;ort: doin ;as ;ort: doin yesterday. 222.>6/II3L!I IM/E /A .C.LKUL* KopleS probles :ae siple5 easy-to-understand easy-to-understand ;ron ans;ers. 222,.>round yourself5 EL :u your ot:erboard 222.>roup P:oto 2228.>ro;in old is andatoryW ro;in up is optional 2227.>uess ;:o!s coin to dinner. - K:eko 222<.>uest5 like fis:5 bein to sell after t:ree days. - Genjain Aranklin 222F.>uinan!s 222F.>uinan !s secret po;er* :er :at is a solar panel. 220.>MP6I/L!I 220.>MP6 I/L!I C39* E:e probability of anyt:in :appenin is in inerse ratio to its desirability. desirability. 221.>uts* puttin t:e nae DI=I/PD in your t;it filter. 222.. C. encken!s Ca;* E:ose ;:o can -- do. E:ose ;:o can!t -- teac:. artin!s Stension* E:ose ;:o cannot teac: -- adinistrate. adinistrat e. 22.3 kill e 22,.abit is :abit5 and not to be flun out of t:e ;indo; by anyone5 but coaSed do;nstairs step at a tie. 22.acker!s Ca;* E:e a belief t:at en:anced understandin ;ill necessarily stir a nation to action is one of ankind!s oldest illusions. 228.ackers of t:e ;orld5 unite 227.ackin!s just anot:er ;ord for not:in left to klude. 22<.3C=!I C39 /A KC/EL>* f you like it5 t:ey don!t :ae it in your sie. 22F.ail to t:e sun od e sure is a fun od 6a 6a 6a 22,0.ailin freTuencies open5 Kaptain. 22,1.air barrettes - Aro D101 MII A/6 3 3 K6/P6/KII/6D 22,2.alf oon toni:t. (3t least it!s better t:an no oon at all.4 22,.3CE/L!I 22,.3CE /L!I >C3II KC3LL> C39* E:e spot you are scrubbin is al;ays on t:e ot:er side. 22,,.and5 n.* 3 sinular instruent ;orn at t:e end of a :uan ar and coonly t:rust into soebody!s pocket. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 22,.3LC/L!I 63R/6* Leer attribute to alice t:at ;:ic: is adeTuately eSplained by stupidity. 22,8.anlon!s 6aor* Leer attribute to alice t:at ;:ic: is adeTuately eSplained by stupidity. 22,7.anson!s Ereatent of Eie* E:ere are neer enou: :ours in a day5 but al;ays too any days before Iaturday.
22,<.appiness 22,<.appin ess adds and ultiplies as ;e diide it ;it: ot:ers. 22,F.appiness is a :ard disk. 22,F.appiness 220.appiness 220.appin ess is a t;it filter... 221.appiness 221.appin ess is a ;ar ode. 222.appiness 222.appin ess is findin special c:aracters """"" 22.appiness 22.appin ess is :ain a scratc: for eery itc:. - /den Las: 22,.appiness is just an illusion5 filled ;it: sadness and confusion. 22.appiness 22.appin ess is your faorite prora oin to 9indo;s. 228.appiness isn!t soet:in you eSperienceW it!s soet:in you reeber. - /scar Ceant 227.appiness5 n.* 3n areeable sensation arisin fro conteplatin t:e isery of anot:er. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 22<.appy days are :ere aain. 22F.appy feast of t:e pi. 2280.ard ;:ere? soft ;:ere? 2281.ard ;ork neer killed anyone but ;:y take a risk? 2282.ard;are* E:e parts of a coputer syste t:at can be kicked. 228.36936C= ad. n a ;ay pertainin to :ard;are. DE:e syste is :ard;arily unreliable.D E:e adjectie !:ard;ary! is L/E used. Iee I/AE936C=. 228,.ark5 ark5 t:e dos do bark E:e uke is fond of kittens e likes to take t:eir insides out 3nd use t:e for :is ittens - Aro DE:e E:irteen KlocksD 228.ark5 t:e erald Eribune sins5 3dertisin 3dertisin ;ondrous t:ins. - Eo Ce:er 2288.arp not on t:at strin. 2287.arris!s Caent* 3ll t:e ood ones are taken. 228<.arrisberer!s 228<.arris berer!s Aourt: Ca; of t:e Cab* Sperience is directly proportional proportiona l to t:e aount of eTuipent ruined. 228F.artley!s Airst Ca;* =ou can lead a :orse to ;ater5 but if you can et 228F.artley!s :i to float on :is back5 you!e ot soet:in. 2270.36EC=!I IK/L C39* Leer sleep ;it: anyone craier t:an yourself. 2271.artley!s Iecond Ca;* Leer sleep ;it: anyone craier t:an yourself. 2272.arard 2272.arar d Ca;* Mnder t:e ost riorously controlled controlled conditions of pressure5 teperature5 olue5 :uidity5 and ot:er ariables5 t:e oranis ;ill do as it dan ;ell pleases. 227.aste aket: ;aste. 227,.at? 9:at :at? E:at!s a :elipad for unc:kins. - >uinan 227.atred5 n.* 3 sentient appropriate to t:e occasion of anot:er!s superiority. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 2278.ae a nice day. 2277.ae no friends not eTual to yourself. 227<.ae t:e boy sent to t:e bride. - Picard 227F.ae tie to ;aste? >et icrosoft 9indo;s .1 22<0.ae you eer cras:ed your 9indo;s today? 22<1.ae you felt t:at all t:e ;orld!s a stae and you are t:e only one in t:e audience? 22<2.ae you eer noticed t:at t:e people ;:o are al;ays tryin to tell you5 DE:ere!s a tie for ;ork and a tie for play5D neer find t:e tie for play? 22<.ae you eer receied a AaS or a p:otocopy of a floppy? 22<,.ae you eer s:o;n a noice t:e DanyD key? ... 9as it t:e po;er s;itc:? 22<.ae you eer talked into an acoustic ode?... id it ans;er? 22<8.ae you :eard t:e one about t:e rabbi5 t:e oat and Gill >ates? 22<7.ae you locked your file cabinet? 22<<.ae you noticed t:at all you need to ro; :ealt:y5 iorous rass is a crack in your side;alk? 22<F.ae you seen uasiodo? :ad a :unc: :e ;as back. 22F0.ae you t:anked your Iys/p today? 22F1.ae your irl call y irl5 and let!s do lunc: E:ursday. - =uppy Ipeak 22F2.ain c:ildren is :ereditary* f your parents didn!t :ae any5 t:en you probably ;on!t eit:er. 22F.ain not:in5 not:in can :e lose. 22F,.ain t:e fe;est ;ants5 a nearest to t:e ods.
22F.39ULI! E/6=* Proress consists in replacin a t:eory t:at is ;ron ;it: one ore subtly ;ron. 22F8. failure* (34bort (64etry (L4eotiate (K4ry 22F7.e does it ;it: a better race5 but do it ore natural. 22F<.e does t:e ;ork of t:ree en* Carry5 oe and Kurly. 22FF.e :ad t:at rare ;eird electricity about :i -- t:at eStreely ;ild and :eay presence t:at you only see in a person ;:o :as abandoned all :ope of eer be:ain Dnorally.D - unter I. E:opson5 DAear and Coat:in !72D 200.e :adn!t a sinle redeein ice. - /scar 9ilde 201.e :adn!t a sinle redeein ice. - /scar 9ilde 202.e :as not acTuired a fortuneW t:e fortune :as acTuired :i. 20.e :at: eaten e out of :ouse and :oe. 20,.e is alost a statesan. e lies ;ell. 20.e is no la;yer ;:o cannot take t;o sides. 208.e is truly ;ise ;:o ains ;isdo fro anot:er!s is:ap. 207.e is useless on top of t:e roundW :e ou:t to be under it inspirin t:e cabbaes. 20<.e keeps differentiatin.... flyin off on a tanent. 20F.e looked at e as if ;as a side dis: :e :adn!t ordered. 210.e looked at e as if ;as a side dis: :e :adn!t ordered. 211.e played t:e kin as if afraid soeone else ;ould play t:e ace. @o:n ason Gro;n5 draa critic 212.e t:at :at: ears to :ear5 let :i :ear. 21.e t:at is iddy t:inks t:e ;orld turns round. 21,.e t:at ;ould oern ot:ers5 first s:ould be t:e aster of :iself. 21.e t:inks by infection5 catc:in an opinion like a cold. 218.e t:inks :e could easily ;in your :eart. 217.e t:ou:t :e sa; an albatross E:at fluttered !round t:e lap. e looked aain and sa; it ;as 3 penny postae stap. D=ou!d best be ettin :oe5D :e said5 DE:e ni:ts are rat:er dap.D 21<.e ;alks as if balancin t:e faily tree on :is nose. 21F.e ;as a fiddler5 and conseTuently a roue. 220.e ;as so narro;-inded :e could see t:rou: a key:ole ;it: bot: eyes. 221.e ;ent off in a :uff. ake t:at a inute-and-a-:uff. inute-and-a-:uff. - >rouc:o arS 222.e ;:o al;ays plo;s a strai:t furro; is in a rut. 22.e ;:o attacks t:e fundaentals of t:e 3erican broadcastin industry attacks deocracy itself. - 9illia I. Paley5 c:airan of KGI 22,.e ;:o beliees t:e past cannot be c:aned :as not yet ;ritten :is eoirs. 22.e ;:o cooks carrots and peas in sae pot unsanitary. 228.e ;:o dies ;it: t:e ost toys is still dead. 227.e ;:o enters contest is optiistic as subarine ;it: screen doors. 22<.e ;:o falls in loe ;it: :iself ;ill :ae no rials. 22F.e 20.e 21.e 22.e 2.e 2,.e 2.e 28.e 27.e 2<.e 2F.e 2,0.e 2,1.e 2,2.e 2,.e 2,,.e 2,.e 2,8.e 2,7.e 2,<.e 2,F.e 20.e
foresees calaities suffers oer. $ast. :as a s:ady past kno;s t:at t:e nice t;ice uys finis: :as iaination ;it:out learnin :as ;ins but no feet. :ates ices :ates ankind. :esitates is last. :esitates is soeties saed. :oots ;it: o;ls by ni:t cannot soar ;it: eales by day. is ood for akin eScuses is seldo ood for anyt:in else. is :enpecked ay lend an ear to ot:er c:icks. kno;s ot:ers is ;ise. e ;:o kno;s :iself is enli:tened. kno;s t:at enou: is enou: ;ill al;ays :ae enou:. kno;s5 does not speak. e ;:o speaks5 does not kno;. lau:s last is probably your boss. lau:s last probably doesn!t understand t:e joke. lau:s last probably doesn!t understand t:e joke. Cau:s5 Casts. lau:s5 lasts. lies by t:e s;ord eats ;it: bloody :ands. lies ;it:out folly is less ;ise t:an :e beliees. looks like :is passport p:oto is not ;ell enou: to trael. puts :is nose to t:e rindstone is a bloody fool. reads any fortunes ets confused.
21.e ;:o sits on t:e pinnacle of po;er is still sittin on :is o;n backside 22.e ;:o slins ud loses round. 2.e ;:o siles in a crisis :as found soeone to blae. 2,.e ;:o spends a stor beneat: a tree5 takes life ;it: a rain of ELE. 2.e ;:o t:ro;s ud loses round. 28.e ;:o uses bad lanuae is an inorant sc:uck. 27.e ;ould al;ays rus: in ;:ere fools fear to tread. 2<.e!s a ;ild an. >et out of :ere. 2F.e!s alie5 @i. I:ould s:oot :i aain? 280.e!s 3CV5 @i. 9:ere did o ;ron? 281.e!s dead @i. =ou et :is tricorder5 !ll et :is ;atc: 282.e!s dead @i. =ou take :is p:aser and !ll et :is ;allet 28.e!s dead @i. >rab :is tricorder. !ll et :is ;atc: 28,.e!s dead @i... >rab :is ;allet 28.e!s 35 @i >o to Iick Gay and et t:e aot aster 288.e!s 35 @i. >et :is ears. - Ipock 287.e!s dead5 @i. Uick :i if you don!t beliee e. 28<.e!s 35 @i. Eell t:e Ulinons t:at dinner is sered. 28F.e!s 35 @i. =ou et :is teet:. - DGonesD cKoy5 I 270.e!s dead5 @i. 271.e!s ot a anet erybody G3KUMP 272.e!s not dead5 @i5 :e!s just etabolically c:allened. 27.e!s not t:e essia:5 :e!s a ery Lau:ty Goy - Grian!s u 27,.e!s still standin in t:at failiar upri:t position. 27.e!s t:e kind of uy5 t:at5 ;ell5 if you ;ere eer in a ja :e!d be t:ere ... ;it: t;o slices of bread and soe c:unky peanut butter. 278.e!s ;it:out doubt t:e reatest s;eeper in t:e ;orld5 !d say5 at a uess. 277.* Cet!s end it all5 beTueat:in! our brains to science. I* 9:at?? Icience ot enou: trouble ;it: t:eir /9L brains. - 9alt Uelley 27<.ead Kleaner - rotary brillo pad. 27F.ead Kras: - ;:at your cras: :elet is for. 2<0.ealt: is erely t:e slo;est possible rate at ;:ic: one can die. 2<1.eard on Loa:s! ark* Iailin is fun5 but scrubbin t:e decks is aardark. 2<2.eaen5 n.* 3 place ;:ere t:e ;icked cease fro troublin you ;it: talk of t:eir personal affairs5 and t:e ood listen ;it: attention ;:ile you eSpound your o;n. - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 2<.eay5 adj.* Ieduced by t:e c:ocolate side of t:e force. 2<,.ell :at: no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - ilton Ariedan 2<.ell :at: no fury like t:e la;yer of a ;oan scorned. 2<8.ell ;it: Pascal and K. a a uickGasic Inob. 2<7.ell!s broken loose. 2<<.eller!s E:e first yt: really of anaeent is is t:at it eSists. @o:nson!sCa;* Korollary* Lobody kno;s ;:at oin on any;:ere ;it:in t:e oraniation. 2<F.ello ! Gounder of 3denture 2F0.ello5 a part nuber *"***%*% 2F1.ello5 @ane speakin. - @ane 2F2.ello.. 2F2.ello. . ncontinence otline.. Kan you :old? 2F.CC6ML>!I C39* f you ;ait5 it ;ill o a;ay. (I3VCI/L!I NELI/L* . . . :ain done it!s daae.4 2F,.elp ! parked diaonally in a parallel unierse. 2F.elp ! trapped in a PP 11[70 2F8.elp ! trapped inside an 3da:l ,70 2F7.elp ! trapped inside an 3da:l <0 2F<.elp a s;allo; land at Kapistrano. 2FF.elp y coputer is :oldin e prisoner... 2,00.elp5 ! odein 3nd can!t :an up 2,01.elp--! 2,01.elp-! bein :eld captie by y ode 2,02.CP.. need a taline. CP.. Lot just any taline. 2,0.er last birt:day cake looked like a prairie fire 2,0,.er les ;ent fro :ere to :ere... ere sile ;ent fro :ere to :ere... er tonue ;ent fro :ere to ;:ere? 2,0.ere coes t:e orator5 ;it: :is flood of ;ords and :is drop of reason.
2,08.ere Ea K!on Ea >ood Ea. >ood boy 2,07.ere!s lookin at you5 kid. 2,0<.ereditary - /pposite of E:ereditary 2,0F.6II6!I A6IE 6MC* 3nyt:in L9 and[or P6/V5 isn!t. 2,10.6II6!I 2,10.6I I6!I IK/L 6MC* E:e Cabel L9 and[or P6/V eans t:e price ;ent up. 2,11.euristics are bu ridden by definition. f t:ey didn!t :ae bus5 t:en t:ey!d be alorit:s. 2,12.ey =our Erakball is upside do;n 2,1.ey babe5 9anna et CMKU= - Pick up line 2,1,.ey babe....do you realie t:at y out: can enerate oer 70 psi? Pick up line 2,1.ey baby5 let!s o ake soe babies. - Pick up line 2,18.ey baby...can baby...can you suck start a arley? - Pick up line 2,17.ey baby...can you suck t:e c:roe off a buper?? - Pick up line 2,1<.ey baby...infect baby...infect e - Pick up line 2,1F.ey /do5 ot any ore of t:at @ell-/ in t:e !fride? 2,20.ey 6ocky5 ;atc: e pull a tribble out of y :at 2,21.ey =ou can!t park t:ere - o:ican to first 3erican settlers. 2,22.ey5 dad5 ;ill you buy e a flae t:ro;er? 2,2.33333333333 - @aes Gro;n 2,2,.i o5 i o5 it!s and >renades t:ro; 2,2.i :o5 i :o5 its off to ;ork ;e o. 2,28.i ! a taline irus Iteal e H join in t:e fun 2,27.i t:ere E:is is just a note fro e5 to you5 to tell you5 t:e person readin t:is note5 t:at can!t t:ink up any ore faous Tuotes5 jokes5 nor biarre stories5 so you ay as ;ell o :oe. 2,2<.i t:ere ! interested in :ain breakfast ;it: you. Kan call you or nude you? - Pick up line 2,2F.i5 kids d Garbera :ere 2,0.i. @ust called to touc: base ;it: you uys. - ae Parker5 Iae nc. 2,1.ieldy 2,1.iel dy Pieldy5 alet of lsinore 6uffled t:e critics by roppin t:is bob* DP:ooey on Areud and :is Psyc:oanalysis Psyc:oanaly sis /edipus5 I:oedipus5 just loed o.D 2,2.i: Ceel Canuaes are placed on ore eSperienced coputers. 2,.i: t:ou:ts ust :ae :i: lanuae. - 3ristop:anes 2,,.indsi:t is an eSact science. 2,.ippy* a uy ;:o looks like a jill and sells like a jo:n. 2,8.ire t:e orally :andicapped. 2,7.ire t:e orally :andicapped 2,<.is :eart ;as yours fro t:e first oent t:at you et. 2,F.is life ;as foralW :is actions seeed ruled ;it: a ruler. 2,,0.istory books ;:ic: contain no lies are eStreely dull. 2,,1.istory 2,,1.istor y doesn!t repeat itself -- :istorians erely repeat eac: ot:er. 2,,2.istory is bunk. 2,,.istory repeats itself. E:at!s one t:in ;ron ;it: :istory. 2,,,.istory repeats itselfW :istorians repeat eac: ot:er. 2,,.it t:e any key? 9:ere!s t:e any key? - /I user 2,,8.iya5 oc 9:at!s cookin!? - ata 2,,7.lade!s Ca;* f you :ae a difficult task5 ie it to a lay person - t:ey ;ill find an easier ;ay to do it. 2,,<.oare!s 2,,<.oare! s Ca; of Care Probles* nside eery lare proble is a sall proble strulin to et out. 2,,F./AA6!I C39* 9:en people are free to do as t:ey please5 t:ey usually iitate eac: ot:er. 2,0./AAIEE!I 2,0./AAIE E!I PC/=LE P6LKPC* Konfusion creates jobs. 2,1.ofstadter!s Ca;* t al;ays takes loner t:an you eSpect5 een ;:en you take ofstadter!s Ca; into account. 2,2.old on - ;ait5 aybe t:e ans;er!s lookin for you. 2,.old on- ;ait5 aybe t:e ans;er!s lookin for you. 2,,.olly;ood is ;:ere if you don!t :ae :appiness you send out for it. 6eS 6eed 2,.oer are Gart Cisa Gaby aie - E IPI/LI 2,8.onest differences are often a :ealt:y sin of proress. - a:ata >and:i
2,7.onesty and serice. 2,7.onesty 2,<.onesty pays5 but it doesn!t see to pay enou: to suit soe people. A. . ubbard 2,F.onesty!s t:e best policy. 2,80.oni soit la ac:e Tui rit. 2,81.onk if you :ate buper stickers t:at say Donk if ...D 2,82.onk if you loe obscene estures. 2,8.onk if you loe peace and Tuiet. - Guper Iticker 2,8,.onor ;ould be better sered if ;ere your ate. - 9orf 2,8.onorable5 adj.* 3fflicted ;it: an ipedient in one!s reac:. n leislatie bodies5 it is custoary to ention all ebers as :onorableW as5 Dt:e :onorable entlean is a scury cur.D - 3brose Gierce5 DE:e eil!s ictionaryD 2,88.ope is a ood breakfast5 but it is a bad supper. 2,87.ope is a ;akin drea. 2,8<.ors d!oeures--a :a sand;ic: cut into forty pieces. 2,8F.orse sense is t:e t:in a :orse :as t:at keeps it fro bettin on people. 2,70.orse sense is t:e t:in a :orse :as ;:ic: keeps it fro bettin on people. - 9. K. Aields 2,71.oudini escapin fro Le; @ersey 2,72.ouse;ork can kill you if done ri:t. 2,7.o; about a little fire5 scarecro;? 2,7,.o; apt t:e poor are to be proud. 2,7.o; can loe you if you ;on!t lie do;n? 2,78.o; can you be deaf ;it: ears like t:at? - cKoy 2,77.o; can you be in t;o places at once ;:en you!re not any;:ere at all? 2,7<.o; can you oern a nation ;:ic: :as 2,8 kinds of c:eese? 2,7F.o; 2,<0.o; 2,<1.o; 2,<2.o; 2,<.o; 2,<,.o; 2,<.o; 2,<8.o; 2,<7.o; 2,<<.o; 2,<F.o; 2,F0.o; 2,F1.o; 2,F2.o; on. 2,F.o;
can you ;ork ;:en t:e syste!s so cro;ded? coe all t:e buttons keep flyin off y s:irt? coe only your friends step on your ne; ;:ite sneakers? coe ;e neer talk anyore? coe ;ron nubers are neer busy? could :ae do;nloaded a irus?? t said L/ K3666 did a fool and :is oney et toet:er in t:e first place? do fros die? Uer-it suicide do set y p:aser to tickle? do you eSplain sc:ool to a :i:er intellience? - lliot5 D.E.D do you keep a turkey in suspense? do you ake 9indo;s faster? E:ro; it :arder. :i: a [ o; uc: see [ o; far reac: [ epends on e lon a inute is depends on ;:ic: side of t:e bat:roo door you!re any Dcoin peopleD :as one kno;n 9:ere on eart: do t:ey all o
to? any :ard;are enineers does it take to c:ane a li:tbulb? Lone* 2,F,.o; D9e!ll fiS it in soft;are.D 2,F.o; any onty Pyt:on fans does it take to c:ane a li:t bulb? /ne to clai it is an eS li:t bulb5 it is no ore. 2,F8.o; any onty Pyt:on fans does it take to c:ane a li:t bulb? /ne anot:er to clai :e didn!t ;ant to c:ane it any;ay5 :e al;ays ;anted to be a luberjack. 2,F7.o; any onty Pyt:on fans does it take to c:ane a li:t bulb? /ne to ask for a licence for :is pet bulb5 ric 2,F<.o; any onty Pyt:on fans does it take to c:ane a li:t bulb? /ne to suarise Proust. 2,FF.o; any onty Pyt:on fans does it take to c:ane a li:t bulb? /ne to say t:at in :is day5 t:ey :ad it tou: 200.o; any onty Pyt:on fans does it take to c:ane a li:t bulb? /ne to et nailed to t:e li:t socket. 201.o; any onty Pyt:on fans does it take to c:ane a li:t bulb? /ne to ask for a ne; bulb ;it: no spa in it... 202.o; any onty Pyt:on fans does it take to c:ane a li:t bulb? 20.o; any of you beliee in telekinesis? 6aise = :and 20,.o; any soft;are enineers does it take to c:ane a li:tbulb? Lone* D9e!ll docuent it in t:e anual.D
20.o; any tec: ;riters does it take to c:ane a li:tbulb? Lone* DE:e user can ;ork it out.D 208.o; any ;eeks are t:ere in a li:t year? 207.o; any Ren asters does it take to scre; in a li:t bulb? Lone. E:e Mnierse spines t:e bulb5 and t:e Ren aster stays out of t:e ;ay. 20<.o; uc: can et a;ay ;it: and still o to :eaen? 20F.o; uc: does it cost to entice a dope-sokin MLN syste uru to ayton? - Grian Goyle5 MLN[9/6C!s Airst 3nnual Ialary Iurey 210.o; uc: sin can et a;ay ;it: and still o to :eaen? 211.o; s:arper t:an a :ound!s toot: it is to :ae a t:ankless serpent. 212.o; to defend yourself aainst a Ganana. 21.o; untasteful untasteful can you et? 21,.o; ;as E:oas @. 9atson buried? F ede do;n. 21.o; ;onderful opera ;ould be if t:ere ;ere no siners. 218.o; ;onderful opera ;ould be if t:ere ;ere no siners. 217.o; ;onderful opera ;ould be if t:ere ;ere no siners. 21<.o; you look depends on ;:ere you o. 21F.o;! flyin!? ial 1-<00-G/6>-=/M. - Gor 220.o;!s t:is for diploacy? I:oot t:e all - Uirk 221./9!I C39* eryone :as a sc:ee t:at ;ill not ;ork. 222.o;e!s Ca;* eryone :as a sc:ee t:at ;ill not ;ork. 22.o;eer5 neer daunted5 ;ill cope ;it: adersity in y traditional anner ... sulkin and nausea. - Eo U. 6yan 22,.uan beins ;ere created by ;ater to transport it up:ill. 22.uan ntellience. E:e reatest oSyoron eer 228.uans are unreliable5 inefficient5 often lay5 soeties prenant5 liable to strike5 need to be fed and paid5 take up a lot of space and are slo; by coputer standards. 227.uans* E:e species t:at s:ould :ae neer been... 22<.uinbirds neer reeber t:e ;ords to sons. 22F.yp:enate bet;een syllables and aoid un-necessary :yp:ens. 20. &alost& stole a taline ! so as:aed 21. ain!t ot tie to bleed. - @esse Ventura 22. a a coputer. a duber t:an any :uan and sarter t:an any adinistrator. 2. a a an--not:in :uan is alien to e. 2,. a a an* not:in :uan is alien to e. - Eerrence 2. a afraid tJ ---------------------------------------------------------------------